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If you feed the couches they just become dangerously acclimated to humans. You need to haze them when you see them.
I hope animal control just sedates it and returns it to Goodwill
oh maybe not
Hey here's one with the most easily forged plate in the USA: Texas.
No problem, though. I'm sure they have a current window sticker.
whitedog must have been an expert shoplifter in a past life. There are three cameras on the ground floor, and he knows just where to go to be almost completely out of view.
hey if ya got expired reg probably don't park illegally? cause i think they tow, eventually.
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The reverse mullet of trucks
thinking seriously of creating an Expired in PDX account to post pictures of expired plates in motion
Your reminder that OpenAI is destroying tens of millions of dollars a day with no path to profitability and putting ads on screens aimed at vulnerable older users.
Ads aired alongside ads for worthless supplements, hair replacement, casin…
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