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Followers
546
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
2 views
I used to subscribe to #TheSaturdayPaper but gave it up some time ago, as I felt they were losing their way.
Today, just to confirm that, they give us this....
1 views
I'm quite sure someone once worked for #Opera and got the sack and before they left they included these symbols on the tabs and no one can remove them now.
I'm quite sure.
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Aug 21latest
3
Avg engagement / post
2–4
Typical post (engagement)
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
73/100
Very consistent reach
Oct 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 4 likes + reposts (median 2) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: RE: https://mstdn.social/@Factal/117152517776657836 A tornado. I · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
18 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 736 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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If you're wondering if there is a god, ask yourself why Dolly has left us while Trump still has a pulse.
There is no god.
Oh, Dolly.
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I'm quite sure someone once worked for #Opera and got the sack and before they left they included these symbols on the tabs and no one can remove them now.
I'm quite sure.
Sigh.
#LettuceShoe
Someone make it make sense.
On the "news" that schools are cracking down on #BookWeek costumes - they have to be related to, you know, a book.
Bloke presenting about said #BookWeek is wearing a Woody costume, from Toy Story.
Which is NOT A…
Watching #zoolander2
My god, the cast!!
Couldn't actually watch this to the end. Too fcken frightening.
#ClimateCatastrophe #ClimateCrisis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcl5Mn373Oc
I can't even anymore...
Watching a train trip video and the author says:
Happy Rail has been a specialist in international train travel since 2002 - over 25 years of experience helping travelers navigate Europe by rail.
OVER 25 YEARS...SIN…
I used to subscribe to #TheSaturdayPaper but gave it up some time ago, as I felt they were losing their way.
Today, just to confirm that, they give us this....
“We should be clear that this is an unprecedented event”
Oh, goody!
#ElNino
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/blog/2026/an-unprecedented-el-nio-and-its-implications-for-the-weather-forecast
Someone just wrote in another page about an organisation who pretend to be a charity but really aren't.
Apparently, it's a WROUGHT.
This is where the fuck we are now.
#rort
I'm quite sure someone once worked for #Opera and got the sack and before they left they included these symbols on the tabs and no one can remove them now.
I'm quite sure.
Sigh.
#LettuceShoe
Someone make it make sense.
On the "news" that schools are cracking down on #BookWeek costumes - they have to be related to, you know, a book.
Bloke presenting about said #BookWeek is wearing a Woody costume, from Toy Story.
Which is NOT A…
Watching #zoolander2
My god, the cast!!
Couldn't actually watch this to the end. Too fcken frightening.
#ClimateCatastrophe #ClimateCrisis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcl5Mn373Oc
I can't even anymore...
Watching a train trip video and the author says:
Happy Rail has been a specialist in international train travel since 2002 - over 25 years of experience helping travelers navigate Europe by rail.
OVER 25 YEARS...SIN…
I used to subscribe to #TheSaturdayPaper but gave it up some time ago, as I felt they were losing their way.
Today, just to confirm that, they give us this....
“We should be clear that this is an unprecedented event”
Oh, goody!
#ElNino
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/blog/2026/an-unprecedented-el-nio-and-its-implications-for-the-weather-forecast
Someone just wrote in another page about an organisation who pretend to be a charity but really aren't.
Apparently, it's a WROUGHT.
This is where the fuck we are now.
#rort
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 18× per week.
📍Based in Australia.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Hoping here will be nicer than the bird site!
Wanting to see accurate info shared in here about #COVID19 because we need to end this.
A political junkie, on the left always. #auspol
I don't tolerate fools. At all. Ever.
Also, cats.
Melbourne (Australia - not Florida!) - Naarm
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