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Followers
1.2K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Aug 3latest
14
Avg engagement / post
4–13
Typical post (engagement)
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
26/100
Variable reach
Oct 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 4 and 13 likes + reposts (median 5) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: Microsoft: More ways to use Copilot at work! Me: *report phishin · 86 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
38.7 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 1K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Turns out that your employer DOES have to pay you for the hour you worked during daylight savings when the clocks shift back. Including overtime and/or penalty rates.
:solidarity_sock:
Email: 2026 performance review check-in due
Me: *report as phishing* Yeah, that kind of shit is supposed to be from my manager, not falling for that.
ChatCBT
Wham, bam, thank you ham!
Huh, that didn't take very long to write a slightly smart bus arbiter in Amaranth-lang. Just need to write the test scripts for it now...
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@shodansafari/117034058579982760
Brisbane, well known for failing to execute children
Oh that's a cute circuit schematic! It's something I think that both @NanoRaptor and @gsuberland would appreciate.
https://www.macdat.net/files/pdf/apple/schematics/becktech_128k_mlb.pdf
Okay I’ll bite. What the fuck is a Steve Yegge and why the fuck is everyone talking about it today?
From: Little Miss 7-1/2’s school
Subject: Book week 2026
Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck
When Little Miss 3-1/2 feeds Bruce…
Sky: fuck that* place in particular, ima make it rain right now**
* little miss 7-1/2’s school
** school pick-up time
When Little Miss 3-1/2 feeds Bruce…
Sky: fuck that* place in particular, ima make it rain right now**
* little miss 7-1/2’s school
** school pick-up time
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
aus.social
A Australia server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 14 views per post.
📤Posts about 38.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.
⚠️ DOES NOT CONTAIN LIVE BEES
Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!
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