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I thought incorrectly using the names of cooking techniques as though they were flavours peaked with Chicken Tikka, but I was wrong.
Annoyed with myself. Spent months setting up the Alzheimer's Society, completely forgetting there was one already.
So I didn’t kill Hitler when I first invented my time machine, but I still say I got more reaction by going back and randomly spraying dog shit white.
There may be trouble ahead. The outright winner of the 2026 world’s least helpful road sign award.
A Middle Eastern power company called Electric Qatar.
"What do we want?"
"Delayed gratification"
"When do we want it?"
"Not fussed"
Just met a dyslexic genius with a Brian the size of a planet.
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"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy standing in front of another boy, next to some other girls and I seem to have become involved in some kind of organised team sport."
Weirdly, if you switch around some of the letters in “the sack”, and you’re a postman, that’s what you get.
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If "some parts of Britain" are "braced" for something, those parts of Britain are in Scotland.
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