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Followers
863
Account age
7 yrs
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
9
Avg engagement / post
1%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2018
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: #caturday post - "Cat in pot" · 36 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.07 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
7.4×
Follows 117 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
#caturday post - "Cat in pot"
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate. My gift to everyone is my Christmas cat. Have a wonderful day everyone!
My wife sent me this one as a burn. I need a 55 gal. drum of aloe to recover.
Hey #infosec folks, do you handle tabletop exercises? Want to try something new? I wrote a book, and ut's now available for pre-order! Find it on Amazon, B&N, etc. For those who used to listen to my podcast and loved my tabletop episod…
My new book is nearly ready for print! If you ever wanted to learn how to run a tabletop exercise, or better yet, how to build a gamified tabletop, then my new book will be of interest to you!
It should be hitting print in the next few we…
I know at least some folks here will appreciate this costume. Not mine, but the image was shared with me.
#Zardos
Today is 2 years since I took EliteSec as a side hustle to my full time gig and sole source of income.
It was a hell of a leap, but with support of my wife and former colleagues, plus some blind faith, I'm still here. I appreciate every…
Happy #caturday !
That feeling when you're giving advice to someone and they quickly realize that they're in over their head, but are trying to keep it together and stay composed as they're speaking with you, but you can see it in their face regardless.
Photo post
#caturday
Seriously, he loves listening to Bowie in the morning. Specifically his self titled/Space Oddity album (remastered).
#catsofmastodon #CatsOfInfoSec
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Aug 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 9 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Infosec practitioner, Founder of EliteSec (https://elitesec.io), podcaster, father, and knowledge junkie. Defender of the Oxford comma, and lover of good BBQ. Posts are my own, but YMMV.
I toot about #cybersecurity topics and #entrepreneurship, plus random thoughts in between.
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