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Followers
865
Account age
8 yrs
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Known for

#caturday post - "Cat in pot"36 views #caturday post - "Cat in pot" Happy #caturday !19 views Happy #caturday ! #caturday15 views #caturday Seriously, he loves listening to Bowie in the morning. Specifically his self titled/Space Oddity album (remastered). #catsofmastodon #CatsOfInfoSec10 views Seriously, he loves listening to Bowie in the morning. Specifically his self titled/Space Oddity album (remastered). #catsofmastodon #CatsOfInfoSec

📊 Post engagement

Recent posts · likes + reposts
Nov 23latest
9
Avg engagement / post
3–10
Typical post (engagement)
1%
Engagement vs followers
48/100
Variable reach
Aug 2018
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 3 and 10 likes + reposts (median 4) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.

🔥 Top post: #caturday post - "Cat in pot" · 36 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.07 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
7.4×
Follows 117 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post #caturday post - "Cat in pot" ★ 36
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate. My gift to everyone is my Christmas cat. Have a wonderful day everyone! ★ 3 My wife sent me this one as a burn. I need a 55 gal. drum of aloe to recover. ★ 1 Hey #infosec folks, do you handle tabletop exercises? Want to try something new? I wrote a book, and ut's now available for pre-order! Find it on Amazon, B&N, etc. For those who used to listen to my podcast and loved my tabletop episod… ★ 4 My new book is nearly ready for print! If you ever wanted to learn how to run a tabletop exercise, or better yet, how to build a gamified tabletop, then my new book will be of interest to you! It should be hitting print in the next few we… ★ 3 I know at least some folks here will appreciate this costume. Not mine, but the image was shared with me. #Zardos ★ 1 Today is 2 years since I took EliteSec as a side hustle to my full time gig and sole source of income. It was a hell of a leap, but with support of my wife and former colleagues, plus some blind faith, I'm still here. I appreciate every… ★ 6 Happy #caturday ! ★ 19 That feeling when you're giving advice to someone and they quickly realize that they're in over their head, but are trying to keep it together and stay composed as they're speaking with you, but you can see it in their face regardless. ★ 2 Photo post ★ 3 #caturday ★ 15 Seriously, he loves listening to Bowie in the morning. Specifically his self titled/Space Oddity album (remastered). #catsofmastodon #CatsOfInfoSec ★ 10

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Aug 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 8 years ago.
👁️Averages 9 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
43/100
Fair Credibility score
73%
Mixed Real audience
Medium Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
  • Low engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
  • Established account (8+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Infosec practitioner, Founder of EliteSec (https://elitesec.io), podcaster, father, and knowledge junkie. Defender of the Oxford comma, and lover of good BBQ. Posts are my own, but YMMV. I toot about #cybersecurity topics and #entrepreneurship, plus random thoughts in between.

📸 Gallery

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate. My gift to everyone is my Christmas cat. Have a wonderful day everyone! My wife sent me this one as a burn. I need a 55 gal. drum of aloe to recover. Hey #infosec folks, do you handle tabletop exercises? Want to try something new? I wrote a book, and ut's now available for pre-order! Find it on Amazon, B&N, etc. For those who used to listen to my podcast and loved my tabletop episodes, this will go behind the scenes and you can get an idea on My new book is nearly ready for print! If you ever wanted to learn how to run a tabletop exercise, or better yet, how to build a gamified tabletop, then my new book will be of interest to you! It should be hitting print in the next few weeks (I hope), but until then I'll leave the cover for people I know at least some folks here will appreciate this costume. Not mine, but the image was shared with me. #Zardos Today is 2 years since I took EliteSec as a side hustle to my full time gig and sole source of income. It was a hell of a leap, but with support of my wife and former colleagues, plus some blind faith, I'm still here. I appreciate everything and everyone, especially given how difficult the econom Happy #caturday ! That feeling when you're giving advice to someone and they quickly realize that they're in over their head, but are trying to keep it together and stay composed as they're speaking with you, but you can see it in their face regardless.

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