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My face before I brave the crowds and get sunburn
My apologies, you're absolutely right, that was a synthesis for MPTP, not MPPP. Unfortunately I can't do anything about the instant Parkinson's I just gave you. I endeavour to be more diligent in the future.
Clearly this is the fault of the Dutch for calling the fruit by a name that is only one Levenshtein distance away from 'bananas'
Me: I see they're selling banana plants!
My friend: Where?
Me, pointing to the small pineapple growing on a small pineapple plant in the shop that's clearly labelled 'ananas': Here
My friend: ... that's a pineapple.
Me: *something somethi…
As I saw the bus I was supposed to get on drive away from me, I imagined what it would be like to teleport onto a moving bus. Then I imagined getting hit in the solar plexus by a seat at 60km/h, and I accepted my fate and waited for the ne…
I resent the fact that Elizabeth Holmes ruined the black turtleneck and the contralto speaking voice for women
Today at public speaking practice someone commented that my voice carries well because it's relatively low. Can I call that a microaggression? How about a nanoagression?
Being able to see more than 3 colours makes sense when you realise my jersey is supposed to be purple
Ik heb getwijfeld over België
Want dat taaltje is zo zacht
Today's episode of banal uses for advanced speculative technologies: can you imagine what room-temperature superconductors would do for the audiophile market
Uber asking if this ride is really for me because I'm trying to work around the platform's enshittification by setting the pickup location to where I'm going to be instead of where I am
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