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Real widgets, also looking pretty.
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Does God observe UTC, or is there some other time zone he observes?
I’ve thought about this for each Rapture I’ve lived through — and there have been more than a few — but I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer.
I ask because it’s already a couple of hours in from the perspective of Pacific T
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Oh, hey, look… it’s @Cdespinosa
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Clinical depression is a real thing, y'all.
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Real widgets, also looking pretty.
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I asked Claude's ‘Haiku’ model what the image Trump posted is intended to represent.
Haiku is Claude's dumbest model and, somehow, it managed to figure it out.
HuffPo: "Trump Says Depiction Of Him As Jesus Is Actually ‘Me As A Doctor’"
#US…
Is this actually genuinely remarkable?
I felt like I screwed up a fair bit... and probably need to clean my screen.
https://mastodon.social/@film_girl/116207312113330693
Oh, hey, look… it’s @Cdespinosa
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Want.
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If Apple wants to improve how their software development ecosystem works in conjunction with agentic AI, I can think of at least one bit of rather low-hanging fruit…
#Xcode #Xcode26 #ClaudeCode #Claude #AI #AgenticCoding
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https://mastodon.social/@verge/115449043441244841
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Clinical depression is a real thing, y'all.
#MentalHealth #Git #Github #Depression #iOSDev
I like how, every once in a while, ChatGPT will attempt to tie my wholly unrelated question (in this case, what the members of a long-defunct band are working on now) to my software development background.
#AI #LLM
Not really a big Star Trek guy, but I can't help myself…
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I can only imagine what Steve would have told ICE to do when they came knocking. Something anatomically improbable.
Pretty sure this wouldn’t have happened, either. @Pschiller https://mastodon.social/@Pschiller/115322064560261796
Does God observe UTC, or is there some other time zone he observes?
I’ve thought about this for each Rapture I’ve lived through — and there have been more than a few — but I have yet to receive a satisfactory answer.
I ask because it’s a…
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