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Back from the hills tonight, where we did the Puffing Billy “train of lights” experience (2.5-hour return journey from Lakeside to Gembrook along historic narrow-gauge track, aboard an old steam #train projecting a light show onto the forest) - it was excellent.
Took some colourful #psychedelic photos, but even though this video was subtler white lighting, the combo of swirling patterns, neon tra
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A few photos taken tonight aboard the Puffing Billy “train of lights” (a 2.5-hour return journey along historic narrow-gauge track aboard an old steam #train projecting a light show onto the forest).
#Melbourne #DandenongRanges
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Egg casing from a Port Jackson shark, found while walking the dog late yesterday arvo at Rickett's Point, Beaumaris.
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After stalling and putting it aside for a couple of weeks, tonight I finally finished ‘Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo”.
(And got the true/final ending, albeit after first getting the other five rather less-ideal ones, haha…)
It certainly got a bit convoluted in places, plot-wise, and to be honest I think my taking a long break from it didn’t help, but the final ending was ultimatel
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Back from the hills tonight, where we did the Puffing Billy “train of lights” experience (2.5-hour return journey from Lakeside to Gembrook along historic narrow-gauge track, aboard an old steam #train projecting a light show onto the forest) - it was excellent.
Took some colou…
After stalling and putting it aside for a couple of weeks, tonight I finally finished ‘Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo”.
(And got the true/final ending, albeit after first getting the other five rather less-ideal ones, haha…)…
Egg casing from a Port Jackson shark, found while walking the dog late yesterday arvo at Rickett's Point, Beaumaris.
#melbourne #beachcombing
People reliant on GenAI seem to be willingly turning themselves into NPCs.
I find it utterly bizarre.
A few photos taken tonight aboard the Puffing Billy “train of lights” (a 2.5-hour return journey along historic narrow-gauge track aboard an old steam #train projecting a light show onto the forest).
#Melbourne #DandenongRanges
Maybe Metallica were the good guys all along... 🤔
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