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My dad was unbelievably lucky to have this avian visitor hang out on their balcony long enough to snap this photo.
I'm no expert at all: is this a Cooper's Hawk?
#Bird
#Photography
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Spring is springing
#Ferns
#Fiddleheads
#Photography
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Greetings from Whitehorse
#Yukon
#Cocktails
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Me: "Check out these ridiculously awesome sunglasses someone left behind at the desk I inherited!"
Better half: "So many colours! Are they Pride glasses?"
Me: "Well, they're multicoloured but they're not rainbow patterned. Let's say they're Pride-adjacent."
Better half: "Wait, they say I ❤️ Ontario Beef?!?!?!?"
Me "...yeah...?"
Better half: "That's also Pride-adjacent, for the record."
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My dad was unbelievably lucky to have this avian visitor hang out on their balcony long enough to snap this photo.
I'm no expert at all: is this a Cooper's Hawk?
#Bird
#Photography
Spring is springing
#Ferns
#Fiddleheads
#Photography
My better half is away for a bit so I have decided to fill the void by learning a Civil Rights Movement gospel banger on piano.
A while ago, I posted how I'd joined the Chief Coroner of Ontario to speak at the National Site Search Forum. Apparently they recorded a video, so if you'd like to learn more about who I am and what I do, have a look!
Our segment starts ar…
It's been nice knowing all you plebeians.
This week, I received an email from "Mr. GRANDMASTER" himself, inviting me to join the Illuminati! They found me and judged me worthy! Apparently, it's as easy as sending them a message on WhatsA…
Some days, I'm lucky enough to feel like I'm making a difference. Today was one of those days.
Thank you to the organizers of the National Site Search Forum for inviting me to join the Chief Coroner of Ontario to speak about how we're try…
The other day, I saw a fellow walking down a street in my neighbourhood wearing a red ballcap with white writing on the front. I thought he was wearing a MAGA hat, but then did a double take. It was a "Canada is not for sale" hat. Then I d…
Me: "Check out these ridiculously awesome sunglasses someone left behind at the desk I inherited!"
Better half: "So many colours! Are they Pride glasses?"
Me: "Well, they're multicoloured but they're not rainbow patterned. Let's say they'r…
Happy New Year everyone!
To kick off 2026 the right way, DJ LoHeadroom is spinning jazz, funk, soul, psych and garage at The Little Jerry on Sunday January 4 starting at 8. I'll be there, so come say hi!
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#Toronto
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
#lasagna
Greetings from the Yukon!
#Yukon
#DogSledding
#VeryCold
#Selfie
Greetings from Whitehorse
#Yukon
#Cocktails
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