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Neville is always on the lookout for a good place to rest his head.
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Guys who use “well you just remember stuff better than I do” as a reason not to do mental work around the house - please avail yourself of technology in your pocket that lets you keep a note for things that your brain can’t remember.
It took me far too long to start doing this and I still forget.
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You look parched! Go drink some water!
Selfie a day for a year, day 358, Aug 11, 2026 edition.
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I meant to take a selfie earlier at the party celebrating my parent’s 75th bday. Now 11pm and so House of the Dragon finale will have to substitute.
Selfie a day for a year, day 356, Aug 9, 2026 edition.
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Guys who use “well you just remember stuff better than I do” as a reason not to do mental work around the house - please avail yourself of technology in your pocket that lets you keep a note for things that your brain can’t remember.
It to…
It’s too nice outside to be smelling U18 hockey gear. 😆
You look parched! Go drink some water!
Selfie a day for a year, day 358, Aug 11, 2026 edition.
Me: “We could set up a website with a scheduling app so people could book babysitting times with you.”
My kid: “Dad I just want to be a normal kid and babysit sometimes.”
Me: “Why don’t you want to be the modern Babysitter’s Club with your…
Amazing voice note from Lin-Manuel Miranda with this “early” demo of I Am Moana. 😂 https://pca.st/episode/38ea74a2-8acc-4567-a4bf-143d4ae7b478
I meant to take a selfie earlier at the party celebrating my parent’s 75th bday. Now 11pm and so House of the Dragon finale will have to substitute.
Selfie a day for a year, day 356, Aug 9, 2026 edition.
Neville is always on the lookout for a good place to rest his head.
Whoever came up with the feature that screens unknown callers on iPhones at Apple deserves a the same bonus that the person who came up with auto insert security codes from Messages / Mail. 👌🏾 🤩
Congrats to my friend and (infrequent?) podcast co-host @ultranurd on hitting the 10 year mark at AWS. https://blog.ultranurd.net/2026/08/01/red-badge-of-nurdage/
The audio stuck in my brain this week is “Thicky thicky dumb dumb”.
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