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Followers
25.5K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$143 – $232 / sponsored post
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Known for
3.1K views
I don’t know who needs to see this, but here is a baby lamb
2K views
PSA: delete your old Photobucket account now! Don’t put it off.
You know those emails you’ve been getting for a year from Photobucket threatening to delete your old account and you were like lol who cares and ignored them?
Turns out they didn’t delete them anyway, they repurposed the business as a broker of biometric data to AI companies and they’re using your old pictures for that. You have to ac
917 views
shout out to the guy in SF who took a look at my shirt and said “I like the band better”
201 views
I too am a citizen of 1-1; waitfor delay '0:0:15' --
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 20latest
701
Avg engagement / post
95–917
Typical post (engagement)
2.7%
Engagement vs followers
42/100
Variable reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 95 and 917 likes + reposts (median 267) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: I don’t know who needs to see this, but here is a baby lamb · 3.1K likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.18 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 6 text · 6 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
121×
Follows 211 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
I don’t know who needs to see this, but here is a baby lamb
I’m raising money for Groveland Emergency Food Shelf, a South Minneapolis nonprofit that provides emergency groceries for those in need. They’re currently struggling to keep up with demand, and they’re getting their first $16k in donations…
Kubernetes SIG Security is updating the OWASP Top 10 for Kubernetes, and we're seeking community input on it!
What do you think should be included? Fill out our survey here!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScL-yznr-YqGdg9SIcTo…
Photo post
OH: “That vuln’s so old it’s on the OSCP”
I too am a citizen of 1-1; waitfor delay '0:0:15' --
shout out to the guy in SF who took a look at my shirt and said “I like the band better”
We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be
Don’t use CSAM as the acronym for Cybersecurity Awareness Month. Just trust me on this one
It has come to my attention that there are younger folks who haven’t heard of Five Geek Social Fallacies.
It was written in 2003 and the social dynamics stay real. Once you read it, you’ll see them everywhere.
https://plausiblydeniable.com…
Spot the Fed’s easy this year, I guess
PSA: delete your old Photobucket account now! Don’t put it off.
You know those emails you’ve been getting for a year from Photobucket threatening to delete your old account and you were like lol who cares and ignored them?
Turns out they d…
Photo post
OH: “That vuln’s so old it’s on the OSCP”
I too am a citizen of 1-1; waitfor delay '0:0:15' --
shout out to the guy in SF who took a look at my shirt and said “I like the band better”
We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be
Don’t use CSAM as the acronym for Cybersecurity Awareness Month. Just trust me on this one
It has come to my attention that there are younger folks who haven’t heard of Five Geek Social Fallacies.
It was written in 2003 and the social dynamics stay real. Once you read it, you’ll see them everywhere.
https://plausiblydeniable.com…
Spot the Fed’s easy this year, I guess
PSA: delete your old Photobucket account now! Don’t put it off.
You know those emails you’ve been getting for a year from Photobucket threatening to delete your old account and you were like lol who cares and ignored them?
Turns out they d…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 701 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🏅Earned the 10K Followers for passing 10K followers.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated86/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.7% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Kubernetes SIG Security co-chair, container escape artist, goose in the mainframe. Minneapolis. Stay punk 🏴
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