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Followers
172
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Apr 18latest
3
Avg engagement / post
2–4
Typical post (engagement)
1.7%
Engagement vs followers
80/100
Very consistent reach
Jan 2023
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 4 likes + reposts (median 3) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: I guess I've kind of given part of it away, so it's time to let · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.18 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.3×
Follows 76 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I've got a problem and need some assistance. Over summer, our college makes us teach summer session courses online asynchronously. But the students aren't watching the videos, they are just downloading the transcripts (we are encouraged to…
To be perfectly explicit, the account that posted this is blameless, they just randomly post artworks in the Smithsonian's vast collection, and they regularly post a content warning since the contents thereof aren't always up to today's st…
It's remarkable -- not necessarily in a good way -- how often "grotesque" or "character" just means, "I drew an unusual nose." https://zirk.us/@SmithsonianRoulette/116995904405778039
*whew!* That was much too close, but fortunately they didn't do it. The SVP has really gone fully Trumpy, but fortunately a majority of the Swiss still value their country's reputation.
Happy New Year, everyone! Good riddance to 2025, another kidney stone of a year.
@haven Happy Holidays!
Beautiful Bodhi Day, have a bright Hanukkah, Merry Solstice and/or Festivus, enjoy an excessive Capitalismas, or whatever holiday you celebrate around this time!
I swear by everything good, if the SCOTUS allows licensed professionals, in defiance of their professional organization's standards, to resume endangering and harming LGBT youth, there will be serious consequences the like of which straigh…
The Onion is now just 100% reporting the news. https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
Often forgotten in this history is the Jackson State Killings, which happened 10 days later at HBCU Jackson State. The white college kids got (and often get) all the headlines, but let us not erase the BIPOC history of resistance to the Vi…
Today is the 55th anniversary of the Kent State Massacre. I think it is an especially important time to be aware of what happened then so we don't have to repeat that disgusting history. Our current political reality definitely feels like …
*whew!* That was much too close, but fortunately they didn't do it. The SVP has really gone fully Trumpy, but fortunately a majority of the Swiss still value their country's reputation.
Happy New Year, everyone! Good riddance to 2025, another kidney stone of a year.
@haven Happy Holidays!
Beautiful Bodhi Day, have a bright Hanukkah, Merry Solstice and/or Festivus, enjoy an excessive Capitalismas, or whatever holiday you celebrate around this time!
I swear by everything good, if the SCOTUS allows licensed professionals, in defiance of their professional organization's standards, to resume endangering and harming LGBT youth, there will be serious consequences the like of which straigh…
The Onion is now just 100% reporting the news. https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
Often forgotten in this history is the Jackson State Killings, which happened 10 days later at HBCU Jackson State. The white college kids got (and often get) all the headlines, but let us not erase the BIPOC history of resistance to the Vi…
Today is the 55th anniversary of the Kent State Massacre. I think it is an especially important time to be aware of what happened then so we don't have to repeat that disgusting history. Our current political reality definitely feels like …
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
tech.lgbt
A LGBTQ+ tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2023
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Gay computational psychology scientist (quant and agent-based modeling). Fifty-something, but still acting like a big, gay teenager.
Pic: beardy white guy in front of and above the ocean.
Banner: abstract composition of colored lights raying out from the center, an evening laser light show in the Parc des Bastions seen from above on the Promenade de la Treille.
he/him or they/them
#nobridge
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