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Followers
643
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Aug 1latest
2
Avg engagement / post
2–3
Typical post (engagement)
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
86/100
Very consistent reach
Jun 2023
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 3 likes + reposts (median 2) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: "Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. I'm crying to Phoebe · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
6.8 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 671 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Hiding in a catering truck to not get assassinated is honestly so embarassing.
Not much has changed over a few thousand years all in all
We've gone from reading scrolls to scrolling to read
[dying of cancer in the US after prolonged treatment journey]
"If you think my physical health is bad you should see my financial health"
Absolutely love Alaska politics
Actual candidate survey answer by actual US Senate candidate Dustin Darden
If Sam Altman and other AI moguls want to invest billions of dollars into something that does mediocre writing can someone let them know I’m taking commissioned work?
Discharged to a funeral home
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/us/politics/mitch-mcconnell-discharged-hospitalization-senate.html
Medical aid-in-dying is officially legal in New York
As a former aid-in-dying Nurse Practitioner, here is what you need to know today
https://open.substack.com/pub/ennuikissinger/p/how-to-die-in-new-york-or-maid-in?r=6sllc&utm_medium=ios
I don't really get the alleged "power" of AI tools.
They only exists in the context of computing and rely on electricity. They are only powerful if we turn everything into a computer.
Humanity got by without computing for millennia. Admi…
I'm leaving my job so I can focus on my true passion - fighting with strangers on the internet
Just pitched a story to a small, quirky NYC news outlet.
I can’t wait to find out if I’m going to get a rejection email or just ghosted entirely!
Absolutely love Alaska politics
Actual candidate survey answer by actual US Senate candidate Dustin Darden
If Sam Altman and other AI moguls want to invest billions of dollars into something that does mediocre writing can someone let them know I’m taking commissioned work?
Discharged to a funeral home
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/us/politics/mitch-mcconnell-discharged-hospitalization-senate.html
Medical aid-in-dying is officially legal in New York
As a former aid-in-dying Nurse Practitioner, here is what you need to know today
https://open.substack.com/pub/ennuikissinger/p/how-to-die-in-new-york-or-maid-in?r=6sllc&utm_medium=ios
I don't really get the alleged "power" of AI tools.
They only exists in the context of computing and rely on electricity. They are only powerful if we turn everything into a computer.
Humanity got by without computing for millennia. Admi…
I'm leaving my job so I can focus on my true passion - fighting with strangers on the internet
Just pitched a story to a small, quirky NYC news outlet.
I can’t wait to find out if I’m going to get a rejection email or just ghosted entirely!
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
alaskan.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jun 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 6.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
#Nurse Practitioner working in primary care in #Alaska. Love foraging 🍄. They/them
Musings at https://open.substack.com/pub/ennuikissinger
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