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Followers
138
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Apr 22latest
4
Avg engagement / post
2–5
Typical post (engagement)
2.9%
Engagement vs followers
74/100
Very consistent reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 5 likes + reposts (median 3) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: “Friday night and the gates are low” Stick a burger in my mouth · 7 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.74 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
14×
Follows 10 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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“Fix it so she thinks of me”
There's a girl, I'm told, who rolls her eyes at the Gok Wan acolytes
Underneath her bed there lies a collection of ammonites
And she lives somewhere you wouldn't wanna get stuck
That can't be found in the Domes…
“1966 and all that”
And you know it’s a shame but we were never the same
On account of your stupid amnesia
Through teardrops I stare at the wall that’s now bare
And I reach for the Milk of Magnesia
And I’ll die on the floor and leave a not…
Star man said bye bye
And now you’re reaching for the Sky
Sit back relax and watch us die
Of entertainment
Fiancee said that it was fun
Even though the others won
I can’t stand any more
‘Cos I can’t stand anymore
You were blind but you wil…
“1966 and all that”
If only youd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
six months ago i returned your brown anorak
but you keep forgetting
and its far too upsetting
so baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
Baby Ferenc Puskas to you
with boots on
#…
Joy In Leeuwarden (We Are Ready)
Korfball’s coming to town
In your diary write it down
Roll on October, hip hip hooray!
Joy in Leeuwarden for sure
Sixteen teams are taking part
Sixteen camps of hope
Some contain top, top players
Some are j…
“Uffington Wassail”
Because you had a daughter, and chose to call her Rain
Because you didn’t indicate to go down Woodchurch Lane
Your Am-Dram class has been postponed indefinitely
Because the root of Jesse’s just turned up in glorious maj…
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“Asparagus next left”
When the club-versus-country dispute arose
Small children were trampled in the exodus
We all knew someone at primary school
Who had a very powerful magnet
#hmhb…
I shot a man in Tesco just to watch him die
#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit
One for the Hearts fans:
The raft of dreams we sailed in the bay
Has foundered on the reefs of today
Ill wind blows through my cape of no hope
Dock Road can-lad on the end of a rope
Yet by the stream in summer time
The charming lark, …
Hair Like Brian May Blues
I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate
I’m gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the De…
Mathematically Safe
May morning, hanging round a trapdoor
Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before
I wanna make her mathematically safe
Wanna keep her mathematically safe
Take her up where we’re mathematically safe
Gonna wake up mathematical…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodonapp.uk
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~2.9% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Occasional posting of some of the finest lines from Half Man Half Biscuit songs.
Please like them and/or boost them, I then know I’m not just talking to myself - it makes the googling and copy and pasting worth it.
*note the Twitter account is someone else*
🔀 Audience overlap
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