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That should keep me going for a while.
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My wife and I¹ have this ongoing joke, where after you describe the properties of something, or read them from a label, you follow up with "...like I like men/women/etc."
It works best when two of three descriptions could work for humans, and the third is an oddball.
Like tonight's #beer, Mena Dhu, which is: "flavoursome, light with a beechwood smoke aroma", like I like my women.
1: Mostly me.
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That should keep me going for a while.
#scifi #books #bookstodon
My wife and I¹ have this ongoing joke, where after you describe the properties of something, or read them from a label, you follow up with "...like I like men/women/etc."
It works best when two of three descriptions could work for humans, …
Pho-Mo: The fear of missing out on good Vietnamese food.
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I have just cut my fingernails, therefore I expect the next 48 hours to contain endless:Opening of cellophane wrapped items,Undoing of tiny knots, andSeparating small fiddly Lego pieces from one another for the children
I want to know what kind of life my spell checker thinks l lead, if the first suggestion for "pratical" is "piratical", and not "practical".
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When did people stop drinking and start hydrating? Is there a difference?
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