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We got a weird note on our car in a Canadian Tire parking lot. It reads "What's your handicap? You can't fucking read!"
My spouse's disability parking permit was clearly visible. Sigh.
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Someone forgot to turn off the lights on the mountain. It's 6am and they're still on. Usually they are just on for a couple of hours in the evening and then turned off to give the wildlife a break. Some study showed that dassies on this side of the mountain are more likely to be overweight possibly from extra hours of eating.
The star just sticking out above the cable station is Alpha Centauri, th
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I'm doing some quick lunch time weeding with our break from the smoke here in Ottawa.
My partner is in Copenhagen visiting a friend for a week.
She took this picture around midnight. Are those noctilucent clouds? I've never seen them. I think we are too low in latitude here in Ottawa.
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A bit blustery here in Cape Town. The scenery seems to change every few minutes with such a stormy wind. This weekend we'll be back in Ottawa. I'm grateful for the friends picking us up in Montreal.
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We got a weird note on our car in a Canadian Tire parking lot. It reads "What's your handicap? You can't fucking read!"
My spouse's disability parking permit was clearly visible. Sigh.
I'm doing some quick lunch time weeding with our break from the smoke here in Ottawa.
My partner is in Copenhagen visiting a friend for a week.
She took this picture around midnight. Are those noctilucent clouds? I've never seen them. I …
Earth is moving slower around the sun right now, than it does at any other time of the year. #aphelion
Venus is just peaking from behind the crescent moon right now. If you've never seen Venus in the daytime, grab some binoculars and make sure you are in the shade so you don't accidentally look at the sun and then just find the moon and you…
I'm back in Canada. I'm having some culture shock with cashiers throwing my overpriced groceries around. 😬
There is a lot of corruption in the South Africa. There are also a lot of tools to fight corruption, like independent commissions.
The commission are public and can sometimes be rather entertaining. I'm not sure about the details of this l…
South African minister for Trade, Industry, and Competition, Parks Tau, has tested positive for Covid-19.
The statement further confirmed the Minister was “in good spirits” and currently in self-isolation.
“Minister Tau would like to en…
The window must have been right above us. I can hear it being replaced. It's 8:40 in the evening.
Very blustery! A huge piece of broken glass just flew past our hotel window and came crashing on the parking lot floor below. I informed the hotel security. I doesn't look like anyone got hurt. (It did almost hit a brand new car that's not…
A bit blustery here in Cape Town. The scenery seems to change every few minutes with such a stormy wind. This weekend we'll be back in Ottawa. I'm grateful for the friends picking us up in Montreal.
Someone forgot to turn off the lights on the mountain. It's 6am and they're still on. Usually they are just on for a couple of hours in the evening and then turned off to give the wildlife a break. Some study showed that dassies on this si…
Oh well...c'est la vie. Happy Friday everyone!
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