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Known for
119 views
This hair ages like a fine wine and I love it so much
41 views
Today I discovered that if I use both makeup and heatless curls, I might be a tad bit too powerful
30 views
I’m obsessed with these jellyfish earrings and the new hair colour refresh that my stylist did last week
Give me ALL the colour
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jun 9latest
33
Avg engagement / post
11–41
Typical post (engagement)
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
58/100
Consistent reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 11 and 41 likes + reposts (median 25) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: This hair ages like a fine wine and I love it so much · 119 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.3 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
7×
Follows 806 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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This hair ages like a fine wine and I love it so much
Meyer Briggs is just astrology for nerdy dudes
Oh like what’s your sign bro?
😳 it’s intj but im a j rising thoughhh
I would love to have a way to hide channels and teams and a bunch of noise in Teams. I don’t need notifications or to see 90% of what’s in teams but I have no way to sort through the horrific amount of noise. I can’t leave chats either, be…
Today I discovered that if I use both makeup and heatless curls, I might be a tad bit too powerful
I’m obsessed with these jellyfish earrings and the new hair colour refresh that my stylist did last week
Give me ALL the colour
One thing I keep thinking about is how maybe the last ~80 years were the anomaly. That we’re not living in unprecedented times, but rather are finally reverting back into precedented times after decades of weirdness.
I don’t think about th…
RE: https://fosstodon.org/@rustnl/116844024355124419
This was such a delightful talk to give. I’m glad everyone seemed to enjoy it!
I couldn’t have given this talk without learning so much about communities, belonging, and how healthy ecos…
It’s 9am and already 25 degrees but it’s so humid it’s feeling like it’s 35 degrees. Has anyone registered a complaint with the universe? Cause I’m pretty sure this isn’t allowed when we’re this far north 😭
Will I ever stop submitting CFPs an hour before the deadline?
Probably not
But will I ever stop feeling guilty for doing so?
Also no
But will I at least get better at planning my conference attendance schedule?
Alas…
Thinking out loud on DevEx and Reliability metrics:
Leaders gravitate towards metrics that can be meaningfully reasoned about with low context (ie “act like index numbers”). But aggregates work poorly here
Percentiles are great but need ca…
Even worse, remaining automation relies heavily on layers of fragile tooling, involved explanations to auditors, and bleeding edge AI + formal verification techniques that are still years away from standardisation
If I automate now, I risk…
I’m thinking a lot right now about automation and efficiency. We spend a lot of calories talking about AI, but I don’t see that same energy being put towards truly impactful changes: mostly because they’re largely invisible
More importantl…
Today I discovered that if I use both makeup and heatless curls, I might be a tad bit too powerful
I’m obsessed with these jellyfish earrings and the new hair colour refresh that my stylist did last week
Give me ALL the colour
One thing I keep thinking about is how maybe the last ~80 years were the anomaly. That we’re not living in unprecedented times, but rather are finally reverting back into precedented times after decades of weirdness.
I don’t think about th…
RE: https://fosstodon.org/@rustnl/116844024355124419
This was such a delightful talk to give. I’m glad everyone seemed to enjoy it!
I couldn’t have given this talk without learning so much about communities, belonging, and how healthy ecos…
It’s 9am and already 25 degrees but it’s so humid it’s feeling like it’s 35 degrees. Has anyone registered a complaint with the universe? Cause I’m pretty sure this isn’t allowed when we’re this far north 😭
Will I ever stop submitting CFPs an hour before the deadline?
Probably not
But will I ever stop feeling guilty for doing so?
Also no
But will I at least get better at planning my conference attendance schedule?
Alas…
Thinking out loud on DevEx and Reliability metrics:
Leaders gravitate towards metrics that can be meaningfully reasoned about with low context (ie “act like index numbers”). But aggregates work poorly here
Percentiles are great but need ca…
Even worse, remaining automation relies heavily on layers of fragile tooling, involved explanations to auditors, and bleeding edge AI + formal verification techniques that are still years away from standardisation
If I automate now, I risk…
I’m thinking a lot right now about automation and efficiency. We spend a lot of calories talking about AI, but I don’t see that same energy being put towards truly impactful changes: mostly because they’re largely invisible
More importantl…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 33 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
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