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Followers
8
Account age
0 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
12.5%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: RE: https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/117108387919645537 Fin · 1 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.35 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 1 image · 2 video.
Follower / following
0.1×
Follows 74 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I have an old laptop and my coworker’s suggestion was that I should click on the phishing email to finally get upgraded. Tomorrow will be a great day for IT, I can feel it. #BeAMenace
RE: https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/117079574171169589
Also how Cymbalta works.
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My ADHD never fails to entertain me. #Makeitbounce #meetings #ADHD #HRlovesMe
I needed to hear this yesterday so today I’m saying this to you:
It’s not your fault. You didn’t deserve what happened to you.
Listen, anything can happen. There are people on tumblr still writing Agent Hotchner fanfics and that shit is 20 yrs old.
This baddie has had the saddies for days and just can’t shake it.
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12: *puts foot where 13 was sitting*
13: Move, please.
12: Make me.
13: *looks murderous*
Me: Street rules have been declared!
There are times that doing the right thing hurts like hell. Caring about others will mean taking damage, that’s reality. It’s about how much you can heal from without damaging the people you love and are responsible for.
Coworker: “Damage” kids just enough to make them funny, right?
Me: Right. Otherwise you leave them with some kind of bill.
Coworker: What?
Me: Well, self medicating cost money and therapy isn’t free either. *pause* Oh you were joking.
Co…
Star Trek isn’t political like West Wing isn’t political. Just because they ripped Kirk’s shirt and had Spock out in the streets, don’t be easily distracted 😂
The faces of absolute tomfoolery.
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My ADHD never fails to entertain me. #Makeitbounce #meetings #ADHD #HRlovesMe
I needed to hear this yesterday so today I’m saying this to you:
It’s not your fault. You didn’t deserve what happened to you.
Listen, anything can happen. There are people on tumblr still writing Agent Hotchner fanfics and that shit is 20 yrs old.
This baddie has had the saddies for days and just can’t shake it.
▶
12: *puts foot where 13 was sitting*
13: Move, please.
12: Make me.
13: *looks murderous*
Me: Street rules have been declared!
There are times that doing the right thing hurts like hell. Caring about others will mean taking damage, that’s reality. It’s about how much you can heal from without damaging the people you love and are responsible for.
Coworker: “Damage” kids just enough to make them funny, right?
Me: Right. Otherwise you leave them with some kind of bill.
Coworker: What?
Me: Well, self medicating cost money and therapy isn’t free either. *pause* Oh you were joking.
Co…
Star Trek isn’t political like West Wing isn’t political. Just because they ripped Kirk’s shirt and had Spock out in the streets, don’t be easily distracted 😂
The faces of absolute tomfoolery.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated57/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Social worker with the humor to match, IT & HR nightmare, ADHD, 🐓 🦆 🐑 mom raising feral teenagers in the rural Midwest.
I’m exhausted 🥱 and live on coffee.
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