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Nice cuddly pride!
Yeah, I've seen those non-cuddly humans, but we were with hundred times more....
We showed them real cuddle power, didn't we?
#blahaj #pride
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Look! I was tailflopping in front today, with lots of cuddly friends and cool kids!
#blahaj #pride
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Why am hanging on the lamp?
Why are you taking pictures from all sides of me?
Is this a cult?
#blahaj
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Big sea! Big ship! Happy haj!
#blahaj #ferry
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Nice cuddly pride!
Yeah, I've seen those non-cuddly humans, but we were with hundred times more....
We showed them real cuddle power, didn't we?
#blahaj #pride
Yes, today kekf included at the ferry!
:BlobhajTinyHeart:
:blobhaj_hold_kekf:
#blahaj #ferry #kekfiverse
Caution!
Mind your head
Mind the step
So when I tailflop up the step, then I tailflop with my head against the luggage rack?
Must have been a human who made this train...
#blahaj #train #england #humanist
Big sea! Big ship! Happy haj!
#blahaj #ferry
I recognise this small train! It goes to the beach! But why do you have such a big backpack when going to the beach?
Are we not going to the beach, but to a big boat? Crossing the sea? :BlobhajTinyHeart:
#blahaj #RandstadRail #ferry #hoe…
@carola1horn can I submit this one for #tischtennis of the #Turnverein? Not really a table and not really tennis....
Hey team! Great to be back after the summer break and to hit those hockey balls again!
#blahaj #teammascot #fieldhockey
Hey human, thank you for putting my harness in the tumbly washy machine, looking forward to a clean harness!
But I hope you don't mind me staying under my blanky, I feel a bit naked without my harness...
#blahaj
Look! I was tailflopping in front today, with lots of cuddly friends and cool kids!
#blahaj #pride
VIRM & nompf, haj life!
Where are we going?
A #pride march?
On a place where also people say they are going to bite?
Why do they want to bite?
Bite because they don't like somebody being cuddly?
I'll cuddle when it helps and show my teeth …
Why am hanging on the lamp?
Why are you taking pictures from all sides of me?
Is this a cult?
#blahaj
Sunkekf!
NOMPF!
Oopsie...
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