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I seen Dr Mind Bender from GI Joe under investigation in my news feed.
Anyone know what's going on?
The kid wants an airsoft gun.
Now in the cthulian depths of uk gun control legislation.
The legal path to ownership of the toy he wants seems to be sending him on a questline where an airsoft sage will bequeath a heavily modded black gloc…
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This is big, imagine if metal music gets good
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How To Read The Bible :
Contents - The Gay Verses
Seems they've duct taped some metadata & kodi type stuff to bits of the internet archive.
Happy days
https://archivewatch.org/#/item/TeenagersFromOuterSpace
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When I was on the ground immobile, unable to move, he was right on top of me. He could have stomped on me, he could have gored me, he could have done almost anything to take my life, and he did not do so
I'm gutted.
For decades I toiled day & night hand crafting memes with Delux Paint II, and for what?
My own flesh & blood, those I thought were noble men, giving their precious tokens to outsource taking the piss out of me over bluetooth o…
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1984 was the peak of the horror genre in UK media.
The STV player seems to have stopped being shite!
Been a while since I checked in but it was so bad for so long piracy was the only feasible way to consume STV content without a coat hanger in the CRT.
The content still looks like 99% shit…
Have we considered starting computers all over again, but using angels instead of daemons this time?
Rene vibe dragging archaic code into the modern day is dull viewing but seems in a small way to bridge the gap between the old ways and the new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjnjm9KR5ZY
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