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If Unix pipes and PowerShell had a baby and it was only the good parts.
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--- they, as to explain Vivarta's drones
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I love this little thing. It started because I needed a quick way to throw a bunch of requests at one of our applications to see if I could get it to show me an empty result set that kept popping up in production and (as they do) one thing turned into another and now it mostly does anything that can be expressed as a series of steps in YAML
Like this Terraform meets GHA abomination that manages m
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If Unix pipes and PowerShell had a baby and it was only the good parts.
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--- they, as to explain Vivarta's drones
#devops #PlatformEngineering #devopsendgamewithallthepeaceandallthecooltoys
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Oh, this should be fun
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--- they, having finally bothered to finish the Claude Code / Emacs integration thing and asking them what they could do from the inside and finally realizing the dream of NLP ELISP
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So... where /did/ you two end up last night?
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--- they, to their friends Terraform and Jenkins about 9 months ago after they disappeared at a party they were having to celebrate their new life
Jenkins + Jenkins Configuration as Code…
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Typewriters and highlighters
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--- they, as for their design language
I need to build the infrastructure to run a bunch of Nextflow workflows across a bunch of compute and keep a pretty good record of what happened when and for how …
Here's another neat use case for a do anything with YAML machine
Declarative Proxmox CT management so I can get a friendly little LXC to run a compose stack for... media or something. When your 🐘s only watch Pete the Cat, why not cache a …
I love this little thing. It started because I needed a quick way to throw a bunch of requests at one of our applications to see if I could get it to show me an empty result set that kept popping up in production and (as they do) one thin…
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I mean, that's what it's for...
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--- they, explaining to their colleagues why the man page for the platform's drone tool is just another node in the graph
#platformEngineering #platformengineeringendgamewithalittledeclarativedowhate…
I love this little guy
A little declarative do whatever machine.
I use it to chain pipelines, and run load tests, and synthetic monitors, and remote probes, and karaoke :)
As you do when you have a little declarative do whatever machine
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I'm not all YAML and Ruby you know
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--- they, fondly remembering when they were mainly EJBs and ImSorryDaveExceptions
We're migrating a bunch of bioinformatics workflows to Nextflow and I need to build some infrastructure around it. Which of course means I need to play with it a bit.
- [x] visual workflow designer
- [x] k8s debugging info for our jobs an…
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It ain't a workflow engine until it can sing songs to my kids
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--- they, evaluating their new workflow engine
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You'd be surprised how many children's songs implement simple algorithms. This one covers a shape that we use all th…
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Hey yo! What's that log group name again?
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--- they, as with a mind that leaks like a sieve, forgetting the name of the log group name that ECS is writing to because "what the fuck is a standard" and "you mean if we follow a pattern…
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