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Golden Retriever GF
Followers
387
Account age
3 yrs
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5 years ago tomorrow I would be getting on a plane at 2 am. It was a decision that would change my life and my person forever. Five years ago I moved from Colorado, USA to Germany on my Birthday. I have tattoos, piercings, I've been a head chef, my personality is changed, I learned a new language, I have a wife. The person that got on that plane died in a lot of ways. I feel 18 hours of air travel17 views 5 years ago tomorrow I would be getting on a plane at 2 am. It was a decision that would change my life and my person forever. Five years ago I moved from Colorado, USA to Germany on my Birthday. I have tattoos, piercings, I've been a head chef, my personality is changed, I learned a new language, I have a wife. The person that got on that plane died in a lot of ways. I feel 18 hours of air travel Tattoo appointment went exceedingly well. I tried to take some hints and advice from the last time and give the artist much much more freedom. She is still working from my sketch but I left it rather deliberately unfinished so it'll be a true collabaration instead of a self-stencil. 

It was two excited artists talking for much longer than we needed and her trying to move things around because she13 views Tattoo appointment went exceedingly well. I tried to take some hints and advice from the last time and give the artist much much more freedom. She is still working from my sketch but I left it rather deliberately unfinished so it'll be a true collabaration instead of a self-stencil. It was two excited artists talking for much longer than we needed and her trying to move things around because she We were sitting at a crosswalk in Ireland. To our shock people started Jaywalking. There were children everywhere. Tally and I exchanged shocked glances. "Rotgänger sind Totgänger, oder?" A German adage against jaywalking.

I think Ireland marks the first time I have received culture shock from a culture that is closer to my home culture. There is a great deal of difference between Ireland and Ame8 views We were sitting at a crosswalk in Ireland. To our shock people started Jaywalking. There were children everywhere. Tally and I exchanged shocked glances. "Rotgänger sind Totgänger, oder?" A German adage against jaywalking. I think Ireland marks the first time I have received culture shock from a culture that is closer to my home culture. There is a great deal of difference between Ireland and Ame Did vacation ease my burnout enought that I could read .... and also do art? YES! 

Both of these aren't finished. The first will be titled "Some Assembly required". I generally represent dysphoria in my art through shredding of skin and exposed bone so how would that be reveresed, ie Euphoric? I guess cybernetics. It's meant to represent transformation is still bound to gatekeeping and doctors. T7 views Did vacation ease my burnout enought that I could read .... and also do art? YES! Both of these aren't finished. The first will be titled "Some Assembly required". I generally represent dysphoria in my art through shredding of skin and exposed bone so how would that be reveresed, ie Euphoric? I guess cybernetics. It's meant to represent transformation is still bound to gatekeeping and doctors. T

📊 Post engagement

Recent posts · likes + reposts
Aug 6latest
8
Avg engagement / post
4–10
Typical post (engagement)
2.1%
Engagement vs followers
76/100
Very consistent reach
Feb 2023
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 4 and 10 likes + reposts (median 7) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.

🔥 Top post: 5 years ago tomorrow I would be getting on a plane at 2 am. It w · 17 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
3.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 5 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.8×
Follows 102 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
🔥 Top post 5 years ago tomorrow I would be getting on a plane at 2 am. It was a decision that would change my life and my person forever. Five years ago I moved from Colorado, USA to Germany on my Birthday. I have tattoos, piercings, I've been a head chef, my personality is changed, I lear… ★ 17
I'm going to add my two cents. I was born in 87. It means I have memories of the Aids Epidemic allbeit the end. It was still on the news. The first ever movie I went to in theaters was Beauty and the Beast. I was conviced I would be terrif… ★ 11 I had a craving today for Ungarisch chips. It means Hungarian but in the US the similar flavor is called BBQ. Likely due to paprika content. But Germany has changed me in odd imperceptible ways as well as big ones. I hated licorice with a … ★ 4 Tattoo appointment went exceedingly well. I tried to take some hints and advice from the last time and give the artist much much more freedom. She is still working from my sketch but I left it rather deliberately unfinished so it'll be a t… ★ 13 I am having a bit of a gamer epiphany, I guess. I was playing Dragons Dogma 2 and using the meistr skill of the Magick Archer called Martyrs Bolt. I do not believe there is an attack in this game that does more damage but it comes at a cos… ★ 3 I like how every relationship has cutesy language. For us a meal is a foob. Food. Foob. Or if one teeth is a tooth. One geese is a goose. Then one sheep is a shoop. The problem is we re-pluralize shoop not to sheep but rather to shoops. ★ 6 My wife started wearing flannel recently and I have a thought because I am dying of wlw attraction. Perhaps lesbians wear flannel not because they are lesbians but BECAUSE the impact it has on their wives and girlfriends. Perhaps we were c… ★ 10 We were sitting at a crosswalk in Ireland. To our shock people started Jaywalking. There were children everywhere. Tally and I exchanged shocked glances. "Rotgänger sind Totgänger, oder?" A German adage against jaywalking. I think Ireland… ★ 8 So I, an German-American just made an American cake, in Germany from a recipe in German on a German Website.... It's called German Chocolate Cake. It's American. ★ 4 I unfortunately let slip to my wife that there have been times where I was sexually attracted to armpits. A bit of an odd kink. I don't quite understand but it happened and it is there. It is an unfortunate joke in Germany that when you a… ★ 6 My wifeish understands I love 5s. Not only do I love them you could say I am obsessed with them, clinically. It's called OCD. I estimate things in 5s. I count to 5 likely hundreds of times a day. I also have a very rigid structure of good … ★ 4 Did vacation ease my burnout enought that I could read .... and also do art? YES! Both of these aren't finished. The first will be titled "Some Assembly required". I generally represent dysphoria in my art through shredding of skin and e… ★ 7

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Home server
blahaj.zone
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On Mastodon since
Feb 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 8 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.2× per week.

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Estimated
66/100
Good Credibility score
89%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~2.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

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She/Her--Pro #Cook, and #trans #leftist #bisexual extraordinaire. American #immigrant to Germany.​:bi_flag:​​:butterfly_trans:​

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