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Cut to 100 years from now: a priest class adorned with golden ear-pillows leads a crowd of raggedly ear-bandaged congregants in stoning a virologist to death.
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It just goes to show
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Everyone round to mine for unspecified meat
(Rebadging an oldie for #gravy clout)
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Cut to 100 years from now: a priest class adorned with golden ear-pillows leads a crowd of raggedly ear-bandaged congregants in stoning a virologist to death.
Is it actually because Pete fucked up saying his bedtime prayers again? “Our Father, Who let the dogs out…”
They love me on the group chat on a Saturday
Sorry, did someone say my nickname?
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It just goes to show
EXTRAORDINARY rendition, or your money back!!
[‘Little Green Bag’ plays]
Cut to:
Liz Kendall, fading fast, cradled by a weeping Keir Starmer: “I…I’m a socialist….Keir… I’m sorry… I’m so sorry”
#Labour #LabourParty
#UKpol #UKpolitics #KeirStarmer
#LizKendall #ShadowCabinet
#ReservoirDo…
“Look guys, I like a laugh as much as the next fella in the street with his can of fizzy pop, but I’m hearing about some pretty disappointing language: ‘Concrete Grinch’, ‘Crumbledore’… Who’s that snickering at the back?!!”
#sunak #concret…
There must have been at least a momentary temptation to go with Sumbitch.
My son made a paper plane and named it - I reckon Trump’s going be gutted he didn’t think of this for Air Force One.
Everyone round to mine for unspecified meat
(Rebadging an oldie for #gravy clout)
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- Engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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