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Followers
12
Account age
0 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
33.3%
Engagement vs followers
Sep 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: We'll pee off of that bridge when we come to it. · 4 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
5.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.2×
Follows 63 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Getting everything in gummy form. Cum gummies. Bum gummies. Dumb gummies.
Here, I picked these for you!
*hands you a bunch of buggers*
Have a shit? Give a shit.
Need a shit? Take a shit.
I just learned from a TRUSTED SOURCE that an AI written manuscript has been completed and is waiting to be published. Harry Potter, Dobbie, and everyone else are brought back to life! Due to agreements with the Rowlings estate, it won't be…
Home money printing is killing the billionaire industry.
Getting fired for gross incontinence.
Who ever keeps taking the water bottles I'm filling with Tang and specificly wrote DO NOT DRINK on out of the work fridge, I will report you to HR when I catch you.
I got the new Facebook glasses!
Now I can video all of these people who keep punching me in the face for some reason.
When Bruce Lee said "be like water" you only assume he meant tap water because of your gross puritanism. How do you know he didn't mean slimy stream water, full of algae and plankton and life? Maybe he did or maybe he didn't but your assum…
had a dream about a ballet performance that was a mix of community theatre audience participation gambit and dress rehearsal and experimental ballet. half way through the company and the audience migrated from one informal venue to an atta…
Reading the life story of the guy they took Frankenstein's monster's cock from.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
autonomous.zone
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Sep 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 5.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated69/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.3× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I should probably be doing something else right now.
Profile pic is a backlit person sitting just off stage in the wings leaning back and looking at rows of well lit ballerinas in white tutus. No relation to the photo.
DMs and replies ok.
Part of the makeoutclub/myspace exodus looking for cool people to follow.
Don't follow me. My soul is lost. (Unless you want to.)
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