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Also Settings -> Account -> Authorized Apps has been broken forever now :-/
I wish someone would care that Mastodon’s UI has been broken for years. Why do I have to click the three dots at the top of a column 20 times a day just to get it to load new posts?!
Rest in peace, you legend!
"We had to find a way and we did. Looking back, we were the luckiest people in the world; there was no choice but to be pioneers."
-- Margaret Hamilton
"I tried generated recipes, but AI don't know nothin' about cookies!"
-- @bashbunni
Aged like 5 year old milk:
"You can't become the I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING dog as a professional identity. Don't embrace being a copy-pasta programmer whose chief skill is looking up shit on the internet."
-- DHH, 2021
Besides, I have a feeling the Romulans always had access to frontier models with unlimited tokens.
Listen. I get it. I’ve always wanted a Star Trek computer I could ask anything.
But I don't recall Captain Picard sipping Earl Grey while the AI deals with the Romulan attack.
There's so much vibe-coded shit being released every single day that installing a new project suddenly feels like volunteering for a clinical trial 🙄
Yeah ok, Rust looks ugly, but have you seen a Perl one-liner after someone's been awake for 36 hours?
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