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Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
14 views
This nest looking structure appeared on one of my marijuana plants last night. Anyone know what it is?
#gardening #insects #marijuana
10 views
Photo post
6 views
I was gonna say fuck gnome, but you’re cool KDE, but look at this wet bag of shit. Really 2026, this is the best way to lay out this window with the pixels on hand?
Jesus fucking Christ, I’m gonna just go garden.
2 views
OK, I think I finally have everything configured correctly, and more importantly I think I _understand_ it!
DNS on PiHole, DHCP on router, both playing nice and dishing out host names & IPs.
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
1.5%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: This nest looking structure appeared on one of my marijuana plan · 14 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
11.1 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.3×
Follows 270 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
This nest looking structure appeared on one of my marijuana plants last night. Anyone know what it is?
#gardening #insects #marijuana
sudo systemctl start docker
Job for docker.service failed because the control process exited with error code.
See "systemctl status docker.service" and "journalctl -xeu docker.service" for details.
I'm running out of tables to flip
#fuckin…
sudo dnf upgrade --refresh
was the CRITICAL step missing from the official Nvidia Fedora Guide.
Thanks random reddit poster from 3 years ago.
Reinstalled, same problem.
GPU driver. breaks. WiFi.
What the fuck is this, Windows98?
You know what, fuck it - Build everything with LLMs, who even cares anymore. Computers have already gotten so comically and unnecessarily complex that…
Seems the Nvidia drivers fucked up A LOT of things, including my WiFi adapter?
It’s going fucking great guys, keep up the good work.
I was gonna say fuck gnome, but you’re cool KDE, but look at this wet bag of shit. Really 2026, this is the best way to lay out this window with the pixels on hand?
Jesus fucking Christ, I’m gonna just go garden.
Fuck python
Fuck drivers
Fuck docker
Fuck windows
Fuck Linux
Fuck mac
Fuck computers
Started to try doing some simple machine vision stuff in python but then I realized if I was going to do something that made me mad and I hated with a white hot passion, it should at least be good for me, so I went for a run instead
eewwwww, I just put a new host on the network and pihole couldn't resolve it until I flushed the network table and restarted the resolver... man I really thought I had this figured out.
Photo post
🎶 Have I told you, lately
I hate docker 🎶
OK, I think I finally have everything configured correctly, and more importantly I think I _understand_ it!
DNS on PiHole, DHCP on router, both playing nice and dishing out host names & IPs.
I was gonna say fuck gnome, but you’re cool KDE, but look at this wet bag of shit. Really 2026, this is the best way to lay out this window with the pixels on hand?
Jesus fucking Christ, I’m gonna just go garden.
Fuck python
Fuck drivers
Fuck docker
Fuck windows
Fuck Linux
Fuck mac
Fuck computers
Started to try doing some simple machine vision stuff in python but then I realized if I was going to do something that made me mad and I hated with a white hot passion, it should at least be good for me, so I went for a run instead
eewwwww, I just put a new host on the network and pihole couldn't resolve it until I flushed the network table and restarted the resolver... man I really thought I had this figured out.
Photo post
🎶 Have I told you, lately
I hate docker 🎶
OK, I think I finally have everything configured correctly, and more importantly I think I _understand_ it!
DNS on PiHole, DHCP on router, both playing nice and dishing out host names & IPs.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
oldbytes.space
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 11.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.5% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
collector & tinkerer of vintage electronic test equipment, and the occasional retro-computer.
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