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524
Account age
6 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
0.8%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2020
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: how to fediverse: login read the news posts get mad scream go bo · 9 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
27.5 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 658 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I have a conjecture that the ruling class likes the far right partly because they do big, outrageous abuses, and when big , outrageous abuses are happening, it becomes a lot easier for super rich people to fly smaller, money-making abuses …
RE: https://mstdn.social/@dalfen/117038237202752606
ugh fuck uber. I hate this.
I can't quote this, but here's a thing you should do if you're in the US.
https://gotosocial.thenexus.today/@thenexusofprivacy/statuses/01KZ6WDXJG8H61T63NNCQYTBRD
Read this post about why David Ellison should not be allowed to own Warner Bros / Discovery, why David Ellison is full of shit, and why he should go pound sand.
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpvse5d5p5hdcu3rouohlbp…
Votan rides on to bother the nuns in the Very High Ceilinged Cottage, but they say "fuck you Votan you did war crimes" in ecclesiastically. Sir Gangrene the Bold tries to crossbow him but it doesn't work, so he kidnaps the lead nun and ab…
Sir Gangrene the Bold explains that some devils, probably metaphorically attacked his village and their leader was "Votan the Dark One!" which is a pretty good fantasy baddie name.
We cut to Votan, who was the eyepatched guy, who is hangin…
A guy fell over in the woods, and we switch the scene to the Very High Ceilinged Cottage, where some Fantasy Nuns who I guess live in the Very High Ceilinged Cottage, take him inside, discover he is missing some fingers and cut off his han…
The opening music is very good, I like it.
#monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer
This #monsterdon starts with an old dude wearing furs hanging out in a golden hot tub spa. His son, who has a metal eyepatch appears and demands the key to some whatsawhatsit, he won't give him the whatsawhatsit because his son serves the…
Launching my #monsterdon thread for #HawkTheSlayer, which is some kind of 80s fantasy movie with a magic sword and probably some sound stages. Hoping for lots of puppets.
Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every w…
Hi mastodon, I tried using GURPS vehicles to design a predreadnought battleship today. I got as far as "designing one gun" then got distracted. At current rates of progress this project will take me many moons to complete.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2020
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2020 — 6 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 27.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.8% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (6+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
he/him. here to quack at the void.
sewer socialist trash mammal.
the world's leading advocate of building an #OrbitalMooseSanctuary
irascible foe of the Lombards
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