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550
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
23 views
These shits really are taking the piss, aren’t they? While not bothering to process the real piss and shit they ought to be. So much for privatisation. 😡
17 views
From BlueSky for your pleasure
9 views
Multinational on the 🏴 Caley canal today. German, Swiss, Finnish and English.
2 views
Most houses have a bit of a garden. And then some have a park.
📊 Post engagement
54
Avg engagement / post
9.8%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Sometimes you come across something that fascinates, and you wis · 567 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.1 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 447 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Most houses have a bit of a garden. And then some have a park.
I really enjoyed this. Murrica won’t.
https://ifloz.substack.com/p/fuck-around-meets-find-out-carneys?triedRedirect=true
If you consider what a mess Murrica has made of the Suckerball World Cup, imagine how many ways they’ll find to screw up the LA Olympics.
Watching the Open golf. The gentleman who shouts “in the hole” after every shot, I’d like to thank for his originality.
These shits really are taking the piss, aren’t they? While not bothering to process the real piss and shit they ought to be. So much for privatisation. 😡
Just now we’re listening to Bryn Terfel singing Wagner in Vienna, and I’m suddenly reminded of 1983 when BBC2 cleared the Sunday schedules for the whole of the Bayreuth festival.
Since when the sound of a Wagner brass opening makes the ha…
Apparently there was soccerball last night. Does it matter?
From BlueSky for your pleasure
Multinational on the 🏴 Caley canal today. German, Swiss, Finnish and English.
Leaving aside political stunts and Flappergob’s wriggling around Parliamentary Standards, remember his donations have been reported by banks to the National Crime Agency for suspected money laundering. He can’t duck that one.
Interesting on BBC News around 10pm last night, focusing on Iran. Three times the phrase “the war started by the US and Israel” came up. If that’s factual reality starting to dawn, well done BBC, however late in the day.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.scot
A Scotland server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 54 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~9.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Superannuated management consultant, company director, lapsed politician, recidivist old house restorer, reader, food, wine, arts, humanitarian wokerato, fulminateur for Scotland’s independence
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