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🔥 Top post: It's Pride Month, so here's some WOKE ribbon cable. ;) · 962 likes + reposts
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It's Pride Month, so here's some WOKE ribbon cable. ;)
Translation: "Maybe you'd consider eating something that's not on the brink of extinction?"
Today's job: Trying to explain to hardware engineers that it is possible for the customer to boot up the machine first and only plug in the cable afterwards.
Shockingly, it is even possible for them to unplug the cable and then plug in a d…
Today's job: Try to understand some documentation that assumes I already know all the things it's trying to tell me.
At least I'm getting paid to do this.
#BangHeadHere
Some interesting rumbles and flashes coming from the sky... Storm incoming!
#feniverse
Interesting to find that the National Disposable Barbecue Alert goes quiet if you take a screenshot of it.
I think this idea could usefully be applied to social media, too.
Somehow I've managed to get a bit of stock cube in my coffee.
I have no idea how, but I can tell from the taste.
I think I actually quite like it.
https://www.change.org/p/overturn-the-chat-control-1-0-decision-by-the-european-parliament
#ChatControl #EU #EuropeanUnion
Oooh, this could be interesting.
https://www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/76919/Synthesized-Saturday-June-27th-2026/
#Cambridge #feniverse
Bloody thunderstorm just rebooted my dev server.
Note to self: Must buy new battery for UPS.
On the bright side: Woohoo! Thunderstorm!
Oh no! RADICAL LEFT TERRORISTS have INFILTRATED my home town! ;)
#Ely #feniverse
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