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Followers
783
Account age
4 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 28latest
3
Avg engagement / post
2–4
Typical post (engagement)
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
85/100
Very consistent reach
Apr 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 4 likes + reposts (median 3) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: RE: https://flipboard.com/@bloomberg/bloomberg-television-7u2t9r · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
16.9 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.7×
Follows 460 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@gvwilson/116997366488785600
Of course theft is useful to somebody. Why is it so hard to understand why victims of theft won't accept the utility of thievery?
Photo post
You know what would really be a big thing and perhaps change my attitude toward Walmart in a big way?
If they were to install solar panels over every one of their parking lots and rooftops and use that to power their stores and to power th…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/117005046409604700
Not the climate change hero I expected, but I'll take whatever constructive effort I can get at this point. *waves around at the flames*
I wonder how long it takes the village of L'anse to clean the spider web off its webcam.
https://mastodon.social/@Livelakesuperior/117001454679607846
Gee, Jensen Huang, this will be such a reassurance to all the people who lost their jobs because AI took over all the tasks constituting their jobs.
Ugh. Stupid techbro is stupid.
"Nvidia’s Jensen Huang says AI is killing tasks, not jobs—a…
If you read this article, clock how long it takes to figure out in which state this occurred; clock how long it takes to figure out at which university this happened.
Ditto for the underlying report - how long to identify the state and sch…
Oh gods...
"French wildfire created country's 1st recorded pyrocumulonimbus cloud, igniting more fires"
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/french-wildfire-created-countrys-1st-recorded-pyrocumulonimbus-cloud-igniting-more-fires
RE: https://flipboard.com/@npr/world-news-fqv71h77z/-/a-JuyZnhXCQr6APvNgLK-Yaw%3Aa%3A3195441-%2F0
Damn it. NPR finally edited the headline to fix the typo in "chees" to "cheese" but they didn't fix the headline to agree with the article. I…
RE: https://mstdn.social/@Mediagazer/116992635289523473
Finally. Some other network found a way to elevate their placement. FOX is always far too high and prominent on YouTubeTV and I can't kill the damned thing.
*scoff*
Or the dramatic drop in price means investors have
- realized the massive liability exposure Musk's AI poses, including CSAM generation;
- have more smarts than the investment bank(s) that put this IPO together.
https://www.bloombe…
Photo post
You know what would really be a big thing and perhaps change my attitude toward Walmart in a big way?
If they were to install solar panels over every one of their parking lots and rooftops and use that to power their stores and to power th…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/117005046409604700
Not the climate change hero I expected, but I'll take whatever constructive effort I can get at this point. *waves around at the flames*
I wonder how long it takes the village of L'anse to clean the spider web off its webcam.
https://mastodon.social/@Livelakesuperior/117001454679607846
Gee, Jensen Huang, this will be such a reassurance to all the people who lost their jobs because AI took over all the tasks constituting their jobs.
Ugh. Stupid techbro is stupid.
"Nvidia’s Jensen Huang says AI is killing tasks, not jobs—a…
If you read this article, clock how long it takes to figure out in which state this occurred; clock how long it takes to figure out at which university this happened.
Ditto for the underlying report - how long to identify the state and sch…
Oh gods...
"French wildfire created country's 1st recorded pyrocumulonimbus cloud, igniting more fires"
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/french-wildfire-created-countrys-1st-recorded-pyrocumulonimbus-cloud-igniting-more-fires
RE: https://flipboard.com/@npr/world-news-fqv71h77z/-/a-JuyZnhXCQr6APvNgLK-Yaw%3Aa%3A3195441-%2F0
Damn it. NPR finally edited the headline to fix the typo in "chees" to "cheese" but they didn't fix the headline to agree with the article. I…
RE: https://mstdn.social/@Mediagazer/116992635289523473
Finally. Some other network found a way to elevate their placement. FOX is always far too high and prominent on YouTubeTV and I can't kill the damned thing.
*scoff*
Or the dramatic drop in price means investors have
- realized the massive liability exposure Musk's AI poses, including CSAM generation;
- have more smarts than the investment bank(s) that put this IPO together.
https://www.bloombe…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 16.9× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Author; hellion; post-post-futurist. Caveat lector: I post about writing, the arts, technology, women's and diversity issues. The personal is political.
(formerly @femme_mal at Twitter)
#Hapa #Hawaiian #Pasifika #Chinese #Finnish #FrenchCanadian #Michigan
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**PLEASE don't ask for money as I can't help.**
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