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Account age
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Known for
50 views
The problem with having a glass table top is that Athens’ greediest dog can maintain unbroken eye contact with you the whole time you’re eating your lunch
23 views
A little tortoise living its best life - hanging out under a fruit tree, waiting for fruit bigger than his head to drop, eating the fruit from the gods
10 views
have we considered the global GPU shortage might instead be linked to advances in european pharmacy signage
8 views
Χελώνα enjoying some shade
📊 Post engagement
10
Avg engagement / post
3.5%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: The problem with having a glass table top is that Athens’ greedi · 50 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
22.5 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 6 text · 5 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 572 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
The problem with having a glass table top is that Athens’ greediest dog can maintain unbroken eye contact with you the whole time you’re eating your lunch
One aspect of Greek life I find baffling is adding your parents names (sometimes just your father!) to all sorts of official docs. I don’t get what purpose it serves. I don’t think I was asked once in the uk for my parents names
https://g…
book review: The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald ★★☆
Beautifully written tragedy. A mid-western 20-something in long island amongst the new york elites. The palace next door belongs to Gatsby, a nouveau riche who's riches come from mur…
Χελώνα enjoying some shade
Just finishing up a fun project building a custom shopify theme for a client.
A bit of a shame then to discover shopify is owned by a scumbag and it’s written in a framework made by an even bigger scumbag (Rails/DHH) :(((
https://boingbo…
which way, crossword puzzle man? the Christmas Adventurers Club mugshot or the earliest ever picture taken of michael j fox
book review: Ilium by Dan Simmons ★★☆
Absolutely bananas sci-fi story split into three plotlines, each madder than the other.
Sort of about the Iliad. I can't tell if I liked it or endured it, *being 750 pages long* it feels like taking t…
A little tortoise living its best life - hanging out under a fruit tree, waiting for fruit bigger than his head to drop, eating the fruit from the gods
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have we considered the global GPU shortage might instead be linked to advances in european pharmacy signage
Cinema Alsos was packed full, sold out. Not surprising as it only cost €6 for a ticket.
The cicadas, hooting skops owls, warm night, greek subtitles, efficient and friendly bar, and a bright full moon overhead made the whole event even mor…
film review: the odyssey ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Tremendous fun! A big holywood blockbuster adaptation of homer's epic, where we follow Sad Damon around the aegean from woe to woe.
A lot of people and racists are complaining on line about the wooden dialo…
Superb new episode of desert island discs with fatboy slim. Such a nice guy!
Love his luxury item and final record!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002y8z5
Χελώνα enjoying some shade
Just finishing up a fun project building a custom shopify theme for a client.
A bit of a shame then to discover shopify is owned by a scumbag and it’s written in a framework made by an even bigger scumbag (Rails/DHH) :(((
https://boingbo…
which way, crossword puzzle man? the Christmas Adventurers Club mugshot or the earliest ever picture taken of michael j fox
book review: Ilium by Dan Simmons ★★☆
Absolutely bananas sci-fi story split into three plotlines, each madder than the other.
Sort of about the Iliad. I can't tell if I liked it or endured it, *being 750 pages long* it feels like taking t…
A little tortoise living its best life - hanging out under a fruit tree, waiting for fruit bigger than his head to drop, eating the fruit from the gods
▶
have we considered the global GPU shortage might instead be linked to advances in european pharmacy signage
Cinema Alsos was packed full, sold out. Not surprising as it only cost €6 for a ticket.
The cicadas, hooting skops owls, warm night, greek subtitles, efficient and friendly bar, and a bright full moon overhead made the whole event even mor…
film review: the odyssey ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Tremendous fun! A big holywood blockbuster adaptation of homer's epic, where we follow Sad Damon around the aegean from woe to woe.
A lot of people and racists are complaining on line about the wooden dialo…
Superb new episode of desert island discs with fatboy slim. Such a nice guy!
Love his luxury item and final record!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002y8z5
🐘 Community & instance
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kafeneio.social
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Verified link
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On Mastodon since
Aug 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.
👁️Averages 10 views per post.
📤Posts about 22.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated81/100
Excellent
Credibility score
95%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 95% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.5% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
designer/dev @ https://blackspike.com, from Brighton, in Athens.
Side projects:
https://spike.news
https://brighton.dog
Vegetable rights and peace.
Moved from https://mastodon.cloud/@felixthehat
Header: some cartoons I knocked up in blender
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