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You've seen this before, but good God, wouldn't you prefer we were watering crops with Brawndo?
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When Breaking Bad was on the air, FatSam was told he looked like Heisenberg often enough his children stopped thinking it was funny.
It hadn't happened in a decade.
The weekend of July 4, FatSam and his youngest son went up to the Bay area to visit family. FatSam had started growing a beard, and he didn't love it yet, but he had hopes it would come in.
Heading home they stopped at a gas station. T
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You've seen this before, but good God, wouldn't you prefer we were watering crops with Brawndo?
When Breaking Bad was on the air, FatSam was told he looked like Heisenberg often enough his children stopped thinking it was funny.
It hadn't happened in a decade.
The weekend of July 4, FatSam and his youngest son went up to the Bay area…
-- but all my friends (and enemies) thought of me as the weird kid who read books. I had to learn to fight in the third grade, roughly, to make people leave me alone while I read. I hadn't yet learned, then, the fine art of "normalcy," of …
I never played games that didn't involve a ball and some amount of running. When Harry Potter got called a jock, I was genuinely baffled. He was playing some game like soccer but without the running? How is that a jock?
During a conversat…
The elusive butterfly has just tip-toed past my door.
My buddy likes the Yankees; she says "Hey, T-Bone, what's the score?"
And I say, "Well, Reggie got 1 in 1 in 3, and 25 is 6 to 4."
Is the left-wing really pinko? Colonel Sanders, what a…
You know what I don't do, though? Get angry or upset. Either they're right, in which case I need to do better and there's no point getting angry; wrong, in which case there's no point in getting angry; or right about some men but not me ..…
I've had a few women mad at me in my life. Feminists, most of them.
And yet somehow I can listen to the feminist critique of male toxicity without taking it personally. Most of what they're describing in those pieces is not something I rec…
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