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🔥 Top post: “Auditioning for Julius Caesar” is my new favorite phrase to des · 200 likes + reposts
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We have a whole lot of cucumbers but I can’t eat them because they have a smell that no one else in this house minds #actuallyautistic #neuroDivergent
Have a kid, they said
It’ll be fun, they said
Why are you having so much fun, they said
Stop rubbing it in our faces, they said
You need more kids, they said
In socially acceptable beauty standards, no one really talks about necks. But pretty people DO have long necks
Starting to think there’s a quote about everything by Terry Prachette
Normalize stuttering when you’re yelling or swearing at someone
Ugh (kid’s) bedtime is an absolute pain! He finds outlandish excuses to sleep in our bed and frankly I’m impressed but very exhausted
Why is it called Underwire bra and not Caesar bra?
The beauty is that I said this about a bra
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Estimated- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
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16%
Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard)
15%
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14%
Shafer Brown
13%
BJ Mendelson
10%
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