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Got treated to some sweet, sweet god rays on my way to an early morning appointment last week and thought I’d share. (Also, yes, I am still alive. Not back, but alive. I’m doing my best.)
I naively thought that, if my body is going to force me to lose all this weight, I’d at least go back to the same functionality I had 20 years ago when I originally hit this weight. I was wrong. I am less functional now than I was 100lbs a…
My cat has discovered she exists and seems like she regrets it.
Guess who’s full of shit? That’s right, this cat.
Guess who has two thumbs and paid nearly $600 to figure that out?
Me. It’s me.
(I love her and don’t regret it)
I would like off the ride. I am fucking done. I’ve somehow fucked up my knee and I haven’t even done anything. I cannot deal with both my body and the world going to shit at the same. Fucking. Time.
Anyways… happy Monday I guess.
*Insert cryptic, 2005 style, MySpace post here*
Apparently I play a wide variety of games...
Every time I spell respect, I hear Aretha Franklin in my head. It's not "respect" it's "R-E-S-P-E-C-T!"
Time for strawberry bathtub 🍓🛁
The worst part of being a parent is when you can’t fix it.
I have been gifted dino legos by my annoying little brother. I guess he can stick around a while longer… 🦖 💜
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