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Tumblr still serving up the wisdoms.
it's a good sign you're close to being done with revisions when you find yourself making edits like changing
`We make the following distinction between X and Y: . . .'
to
'We distinguish between X and Y as follows: . . .'
#academicChatter
It doesn't make up for working through a three day weekend and not even realizing that Monday was a local holiday (not that it would have mattered, since I was working through the weekend anyway), but it helps a little.
Turns out she got it wrong! It didn't say what she said it said! It said the thing I needed it to say for the Gen Discussion claim! Our results did not contradict previous findings! They confirmed previous findings!
I left some tart commen…
Finally finished making key edits on a paper I've been working on for about a week straight. The breakthrough came as I was struggling with the fact that I claim I wanted to make in the General Discussion was contradicted by some literatur…
Mr Absolutive has been earnestly explaining to me all the fine minutiae of worldcuppery. In return, I have introduced him to Ted Lasso.
I'm currently in a meeting whose chair looks exactly like River Cartwright from Slow Horses. I'm not sure if he'd take that as a compliment or not if I were to tell him that, so I'll just keep that remark to myself + all of the fediverse.
holy cow, someone in China has finally reverse engineered the snail-shaped dotted line ruling pen! You can buy it new, now, rather than needing to haunt ebay auctions hoping to snag a vintage one!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/206390652852
Yo, guess who found a tutorial on two-point perspective on the internet?
RE: https://10base2.dev/@monkeyninja/116881525616320614
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