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44
Account age
3 yrs
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Poor Bailey has had another bad pancreatitis flare up. Nice little vet bill and now we just give it a couple of days to see where we go from here. #pets #dogsofmastodon
3 views
Well hello there! My new #Pontiac #GTO! It needs some TLC, but it is mine! #carsofmastodon
2 views
#HappyFathersDay to all the dads out there!
1 views
I did it! #hbsonline
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Dec 17latest
4
Avg engagement / post
1–2
Typical post (engagement)
9.1%
Engagement vs followers
34/100
Variable reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 2 likes + reposts (median 2) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: Poor Bailey has had another bad pancreatitis flare up. Nice litt · 17 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.37 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 6 text · 6 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 55 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Poor Bailey has had another bad pancreatitis flare up. Nice little vet bill and now we just give it a couple of days to see where we go from here. #pets #dogsofmastodon
#rant
I really like Google Workspace, but the fact that I constantly don't have access to features that my free Google account has is getting annoying.
Case and point:
I've been enjoying using Claude's Projects feature. Allows me to have …
#HappyFathersDay to all the dads out there!
I did it! #hbsonline
#Microsoft: Hold my beer
Google will begin punishing sites for back button hijacking in June
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/04/websites-that-hijack-your-back-button-must-stop-by-june-15-or-face-googles-wrath/
Walking up the stairs on campus today and I just smiled. #Pontiac #GTO #carsofmastodon
We are hiring! #ApplicationDeveloper #Developer #HigherEd #Jobs #WVU
https://wvu.taleo.net/careersection/staff/jobdetail.ftl?job=28687&tz=GMT-05%3A00&tzname=America%2FNew_York
Well hello there! My new #Pontiac #GTO! It needs some TLC, but it is mine! #carsofmastodon
I’m on my way to pick up my new (to me) car! #carsofmastodon
This is the last couple of days with my #Mazda #Mazda6. I’ve had this car since September of 2018 and I’ve really enjoyed it. That said, it’s time for a change. Soon I’ll have something with a V8 from Australia 🤯 #carsofmastodon
Well, I finally decided to try and figure out why #Windows11 #darkmode kept flipping itself on, then off, then on, then off...again again and again. Took about 15 seconds of internet-ing to figure it out. sigh.
https://www.windowslatest.co…
#ArcRaiders is fun, looks fantastic and has intriguing gameplay. That said, as a Crap Level (TM) gamer playing solo it is absolutely brutal and not the type of game I look to play during my off-time. Too bad, really.
#HappyFathersDay to all the dads out there!
I did it! #hbsonline
#Microsoft: Hold my beer
Google will begin punishing sites for back button hijacking in June
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/04/websites-that-hijack-your-back-button-must-stop-by-june-15-or-face-googles-wrath/
Walking up the stairs on campus today and I just smiled. #Pontiac #GTO #carsofmastodon
We are hiring! #ApplicationDeveloper #Developer #HigherEd #Jobs #WVU
https://wvu.taleo.net/careersection/staff/jobdetail.ftl?job=28687&tz=GMT-05%3A00&tzname=America%2FNew_York
Well hello there! My new #Pontiac #GTO! It needs some TLC, but it is mine! #carsofmastodon
I’m on my way to pick up my new (to me) car! #carsofmastodon
This is the last couple of days with my #Mazda #Mazda6. I’ve had this car since September of 2018 and I’ve really enjoyed it. That said, it’s time for a change. Soon I’ll have something with a V8 from Australia 🤯 #carsofmastodon
Well, I finally decided to try and figure out why #Windows11 #darkmode kept flipping itself on, then off, then on, then off...again again and again. Took about 15 seconds of internet-ing to figure it out. sigh.
https://www.windowslatest.co…
#ArcRaiders is fun, looks fantastic and has intriguing gameplay. That said, as a Crap Level (TM) gamer playing solo it is absolutely brutal and not the type of game I look to play during my off-time. Too bad, really.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
techhub.social
A tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated64/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~9.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
West Virginian but born a Hoosier. IT guy by day, tinkerer by night. I have a short attention span so it’s a recipe for disaster most of the time.
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