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Followers
407
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
6 views
Met this dog yesterday, Walter, who loves foraging for fallen figs under the backyard tree. A rescue that the new owners have had just over a month, they are already feeling bad for when fig season ends
6 views
Somehow this ceiling fan makes me feel like I'm inside a blender
4 views
Stealth palm tree in Sonoma County for #ThickTrunkTuesday
3 views
Looking at a house on Zillow and — wait a second...
Are those Belted Galloways?
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Oct 9latest
3
Avg engagement / post
1–4
Typical post (engagement)
0.7%
Engagement vs followers
70/100
Consistent reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 4 likes + reposts (median 3) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: Met this dog yesterday, Walter, who loves foraging for fallen fi · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
20.7 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 6 text · 6 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2×
Follows 200 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Met this dog yesterday, Walter, who loves foraging for fallen figs under the backyard tree. A rescue that the new owners have had just over a month, they are already feeling bad for when fig season ends
Stealth palm tree in Sonoma County for #ThickTrunkTuesday
Keep your friends close.
Fisherman's Friend goes in the shirt pocket
Belted Galloways are jokingly also called "tapirs" in our family after a child's misrecognition. Too many reads of this book, "Happy as a Tapir" by Terry Carbone (illustrated by Keith Du Quette)
Looking at a house on Zillow and — wait a second...
Are those Belted Galloways?
Somehow this ceiling fan makes me feel like I'm inside a blender
Someone in the Castro has new stickers. It wasn't even the most AI slop ad on the notice board, but maybe the worst offender (puppy pictures that ended up almost looking like cakes) went up after this happened
Listen, Amazon and Imdb. Just because I have used Amazon does not mean I want an Imdb account.
And when I look in the headers of your mail and see a List-Unsubscribe: header, I expect that link to not 404.
Fix your shit
This is a line from "The Pope Must Die", spoken by Paul Bartel.
"Titicut Follies" is a documentary about Massachusetts' Bridgewater State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, with a title from an inmate talent show that opens and closes the film. Banned until 1991 in Massachusetts, and then allowed with…
"Colonel Blimp" is a luscious technicolor film made by the British during wartime, about a retired soldier, now in the Home Guard. He's not a colonel nor named Blimp.
"Pope Must Die" ("Diet" in US ads) is a comedy about mafia trying to ge…
Life, death, religion, and movies. This week's films:
Stretch (2014)
Who Dares Wins (1982)
The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp (1943)
The Pope Must Die(t) (1991)
The Pope's Exorcist (2023)
Titicut Follies (1967)
Ned Rifle (2014)
"Stretch" …
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
fed.qaz.red
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 20.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
He/him of Usenet fame, if Usenet can be said to have fame. Diverse interests that tend away from "new"ness. Non-fiction reader and art appreciator.
I probably won't follow back and will freely block accounts that look suspect.
Icon is from a "Signs of the Times" art project decorating traffic control boxes in Emeryville, California. Profile banner is my Dr Monocle character, a one-eyed spy using his small size for stealth.
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