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Followers
682
Account age
5 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for `Da Elf
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2020
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Did I NOT just do kernel updates Friday? Yes, yes I did. Do I th · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
40.8 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 973 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I have discovered that I have the same problem playing online billiards as I do in real life:
I have to play with a fuggly bar cue and not a fancy cue or I can't make shit for shots.
I "won" one of them fancy cues for a day and it's more l…
DISCOVERY TIME AGAIN!!! (Grabs popcorn.)
Capital One says it closed Trump Organization’s accounts after anti-money-laundering review
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/01/capital-one-trump-organization-money-laundering
♫ TACO, TACO Man ...
Let's all go see,
the TACO Man. ♫
[Apologies to The Village People.]
Trump backs down on Iran strikes in expectation of ‘rapidly’ reaching a deal
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/02/trump-climbs-down-on-iran-…
Heeey! I think 419 scams are making a comeback ... I have four in my spam folder.
I really wish I had the time to fuck with these fools, and alas, I do not.
It is always strange to go look up old clients and see what they've done and how their tech has changed.
[Note: Rarely for the better.]
Yep ... helps when I'm logged in to the CORRECT server.
Was wondering why some shit was missing.
1. Ohhhh the insider trading here is gonna be AWESONME!
2. (And ore importantly) since Truth Social (LOLOL, ahem) uses MAstodon (last I checked) how exactly are they doing this with the API (the Masto API, not what they're calling an API).…
Worth it for the headline.
Edit: I would have disassembled it in the first 30 minutes of class and extracted the firmware to play with at home.
If you think kids will respect a robot teacher, you have never met a kid
https://www.theguardia…
They be trying to kill old people now.
Trump administration to end Medicare Part D subsidy program in 2027
https://abcnews.com/Health/trump-administration-end-medicare-part-subsidy-program-2027/story?id=135176506
Daily Reminder: People are Stupid.
AI scammers outperform humans when it comes to building trust
https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/07/ai-scammers-outperform-humans-when-it-comes-to-building-trust/
Ohhhh ... Startups still think employees are slaves. I remember those days. Not a single one of those companies still exists.
Would you get tattooed just to interview at a 7-days-a-week AI startup?
https://arstechnica.com/culture/2026/07/a…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2020
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2020 — 5 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 40.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (5+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I make things, I fix things, and quite often break things. A Silicon Valley refugee having lived in the Pacific North West, recently returned to my home, #SantaCruz after too long away.
Three decades in the world of computers and most of it developing the Internet (largely as a Web Thing, but not really).
Chaotic Good
Angry Raccoon
#Ally #Beer #Dogs #Outdoors #Food #Cooking #WestCoast #Seattle #SantaCruz #UNIX #OpenSource #SelfHosting #UrbanWalking #WiFi #CafeComputing #Geekosterone
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