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Followers
195
Account age
7 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 16latest
2
Avg engagement / post
1–2
Typical post (engagement)
1%
Engagement vs followers
66/100
Consistent reach
Jan 2019
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 2 likes + reposts (median 2) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: At #emfcamp , five capybaras found new homes. One was a birthday · 7 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 220 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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If a really annoying woman in Copenhagen stops you in the street, chats you up for a TikTok but only gives you vague details, then run's up to you to ask you out on a date, then takes your mobile to type in her number… -> run!
Her plan is:…
Norddeutschland, da wo man mit dem Nahverkehr nur 10 min langer braucht als mitm Fernverkehr.
LIEB MICH EIN LETZTES MAAAAAAL
MIR BLEIBT KEINE ANDREEEEEE WAAAAAHLLL
sry es war natürlich Roland Kaiser und nicht Udo Jürgens. Anfängerfehler.
Nur 100 min Verspätung :thisisfine:
Zug gewechselt vorhin in Hannover. Dieser ic ist ein Geister-Spaß-IC.
- Zug fährt um die 3"0" min verspätet ab. Zug hält immer wieder auf der Strecke kommentiert durch: das ist doch eine sehr schöne Landschaft, genießen sie es. Gefolgt vo…
Lokmensch: Info an die rauchenden Fahrgäste: sie können zum Bahnsteig gehen, ich informiere sie. Ich tue was kann. Danke *entnervtes stöhnen*
Also diese stellwerkstörung "unbekanntem Ausmaßes - wir - also ich weiß nichts - also - unbekann…
Immer so eine Mischung aus boomerhumor und durchhaltetaktik - diese sprechstundengehilfinnen die sowas sagen wie "was kann ich ihnen antun?" "Lieber arm dran als arm ab ODER" #wartezimmer
"I know you're antiseptic, your deodorant smells niiiiccceeeeee.
I'd like to get to know you, you're deep frozen like the iiccceeeeeee.
He's a germ free adolescent, cleanliness is her obsession
Cleans her teeth ten times a day
Scrub away, …
I wonder whether that ‘Simplicity Cremations’ advert that’s shown on ITV Quiz might work outside the UK as well. :thisisfine: 🤔
And yes, I’m a bit smitten with this channel and I wonder whether watching *Tipping Point* already counts as g…
I’ve been communicating in writing with several people today, and half the time I felt (and it was probably more than just a feeling) that I wasn’t being understood. Either I wasn’t able to express myself clearly enough, or the other peopl…
OH: our bread is similar.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
chaos.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2019
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2019 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Hello, I do things.
I exist in different places.
I am trained in information science-> as an archivist.
What I'm doing at the moment: fibrebasedcraftystuff , jobinterviews, Thinking.
Current state: 🫠/🦕
I like travelling and I'm pretty driven.
I accept commissions and am open for co-operations. You can buy my art stuff. Feel free to write me a dm or via my website.
:autism: :disability_flag: :agender_flag:
profile is mostly private
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