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"There's a new QuickBooks software update waiting for you."
Fucking ominous. Is it waiting for me in a dark alley?
Are these three computers from 1993 the ones offering me this update?
Missing the button for "Install Never, sprint into the woods never to be seen again"
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Welcome to the jungle, motherfucker.
You clicked the "Get Updates" button, with the dinkiest little ⚡️ you ever did see, just like the docs told you to.
You watch all of the different tiers and categories of updates flashing before your eyes. Maybe it'll all work out . . .
The status line at the bottom has stopped showing all the updates, and reads simply, "Update Complete".
This is a lie.
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You press OK.
Now you see it.
A tiny sliver of hope makes its way out of your hardened heart.
You can see it moving, the ellipsis turning into an ellipsisisisisisis.
"This must have been what they used for progress bars back then," you whisper to yourself.
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Clearly, this software was written in the golden age of pop-ups.
This hopeful-looking popup actually spawns DIRECTLY ON TOP OF the previous "you fucked it up and canceled too early" pop-up.
It is a lie. Closing and restarting QuickBooks WILL NOT install these updates, due to your failure at (4/8)
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"There's a new QuickBooks software update waiting for you."
Fucking ominous. Is it waiting for me in a dark alley?
Are these three computers from 1993 the ones offering me this update?
Missing the button for "Install Never, sprint into the woods never to be seen again"
(7/8)
You press OK.
Now you see it.
A tiny sliver of hope makes its way out of your hardened heart.
You can see it moving, the ellipsis turning into an ellipsisisisisisis.
"This must have been what they used for progress bars back then," …
(6/8)
You restarted. You clicked the Update Now tab once more, and waited longer for the hidden gremlins to finish their unholy tasks.
Updates are maybe actually ready to rock this time. You quit QuickBooks Desktop Pro Plus 2024.
And you t…
(5/8)
Clearly, this software was written in the golden age of pop-ups.
This hopeful-looking popup actually spawns DIRECTLY ON TOP OF the previous "you fucked it up and canceled too early" pop-up.
It is a lie. Closing and restarting QuickBo…
(4/8)
Welcome to the jungle, motherfucker.
You clicked the "Get Updates" button, with the dinkiest little ⚡️ you ever did see, just like the docs told you to.
You watch all of the different tiers and categories of updates flashing before y…
(3/8)
You've selected "Install Now" on the previous screen (2/8).
Surely, you think to yourself, you'll click the big default "Update Now" button and be done with it!
How little you know.
You see, there is also an "Update Now" TAB that ho…
THREAD! 🧵 (1/8)
This is like twitch gaming, but via toots and the 'game' is me installing updates to the cursed software "QuickBooks Desktop Pro Plus 2024"
Simple?
Think again . . .
Me playing Gears of War for the first time.
*gestures at screen*
*New Jersey accent*
Honeyyyy! You're not going into battle like that! Come back here and put your helmet on for crissakes!
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