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2 views
I did not expect to have to use this reference book today - or indeed ever - in my job as a computer wrangler.
#English #Danish #dictionary #lexicon #ordbog #hashtag #WorldAltTextChampionshipEntry
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Look, I know I said it was bad when #crisps were sponsoring #cricket, but this is fine, OK?
#TheHundred #TheHundredCanFuckOff #Tayto #Tandragee100 #RoadRacing #MotorcycleRacing #Motorbikes #hashtag
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Good news! I'm #unemployed! The plan is to spend several months · 14 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
21.4 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.1×
Follows 302 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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As I am now blessed with copious free time, please recommend interesting and cheap conferences in the UK. No, the subject matter isn't important.
#unemployment
It’s #BandcampFriday! Recommend something by an artist I’ve not heard of, and I promise to buy at least one of the recommendations.
#music
RE: https://bot.openbenches.org/posts/6a7499a1-8a06-9752-bfbd-9d08c4b1ee8f.json
12 years old and a grandfather!
Look, I know I said it was bad when #crisps were sponsoring #cricket, but this is fine, OK?
#TheHundred #TheHundredCanFuckOff #Tayto #Tandragee100 #RoadRacing #MotorcycleRacing #Motorbikes #hashtag
That was two impressive batting collapses from #KentCCC!
#cricket
And no, I don't remember why I have a #Danish dictionary. All the other dictionaries I have are for languages I have at least learned a little bit, but I've never spoken a word of Danish, not even really badly.
RE: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@icm/117039850150780102
OMG TEH BLINKENLIGHTS!!!!!!!
The #SavoyCabbage is the king of the #Brassica.
This doesn't contain a translation for (opslags)værk. And yes, I did look at the *end* of the V section, because in Danish æ, ø and å sort at the end.
And re weird sorting, did you know that "sausage" is sorted weirdly in Johnson's diction…
I did not expect to have to use this reference book today - or indeed ever - in my job as a computer wrangler.
#English #Danish #dictionary #lexicon #ordbog #hashtag #WorldAltTextChampionshipEntry
Now this is *fascinating*. A slave who took up arms and fought for his enslavers, presumably because he thought that they were the lesser evil. Fuckwits who refuse to vote against great evil today because their opponents aren't perfect oug…
Look, I know I said it was bad when #crisps were sponsoring #cricket, but this is fine, OK?
#TheHundred #TheHundredCanFuckOff #Tayto #Tandragee100 #RoadRacing #MotorcycleRacing #Motorbikes #hashtag
That was two impressive batting collapses from #KentCCC!
#cricket
And no, I don't remember why I have a #Danish dictionary. All the other dictionaries I have are for languages I have at least learned a little bit, but I've never spoken a word of Danish, not even really badly.
RE: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@icm/117039850150780102
OMG TEH BLINKENLIGHTS!!!!!!!
The #SavoyCabbage is the king of the #Brassica.
This doesn't contain a translation for (opslags)værk. And yes, I did look at the *end* of the V section, because in Danish æ, ø and å sort at the end.
And re weird sorting, did you know that "sausage" is sorted weirdly in Johnson's diction…
I did not expect to have to use this reference book today - or indeed ever - in my job as a computer wrangler.
#English #Danish #dictionary #lexicon #ordbog #hashtag #WorldAltTextChampionshipEntry
Now this is *fascinating*. A slave who took up arms and fought for his enslavers, presumably because he thought that they were the lesser evil. Fuckwits who refuse to vote against great evil today because their opponents aren't perfect oug…
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A open-source software server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
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Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 21.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Cricket umpire, rugby fan (both codes: Quins and London Broncos), finder of bugs, perpetrator of programming abominations, mostly recovered sysadmin. In the pay of Big Parsnip.
Can solve the three body problem. They're under the patio.
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