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the #monsoon has struck #sanfrancisco #sunset
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Another day in #sfba hellscape. How do we cope ?
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This is a strange development I didn’t realize that #verizon provided phone coverage in our part@of #sanfrancisco. Curious if #cpuc find differently.
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the #monsoon has struck #sanfrancisco #sunset
and yet still...
5 hrs later, swimming back to shore after foolishly typing `apt-get upgrade` instead of `apt-get update`... to get a python package to build...
https://xkcd.com/349/
Burned down my remaining #clippercard accounts today. Their account migration (new IT system) was a s&*tshow. Have been a customer since early transitlink beta program and sad to see it die. Fittingly the refund process involves paper, …
And a giant F$&k you to every person out there who designs a form that makes you type out 9 digit numbers twice rather than allowing you to paste from a password manager... #quicken - you know you're guilty..
does #oura have a tag for „cluelessly hopped on wrong ferry and went to wrong alameda island adding 10km to commute“ related stress?
Another day in #sfba hellscape. How do we cope ?
RE: https://mastodon.social/@RonSupportsYou/116907072705169616
The ongoing assault on #science by the current administration is permanently damaging the lead the US has enjoyed for generations. It seems like an own-goal but remember realit…
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#caturday - that’s structural pepper.
I think we need to rename July in San Francisco. It’s not “no sky July” but rather strategic cold in a globally warming planet San Francisco is going in a different direction
This is a strange development I didn’t realize that #verizon provided phone coverage in our part@of #sanfrancisco. Curious if #cpuc find differently.
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