🤝
Make a deal with Colm
🔒 Paid proposals held safely in escrow — released only when the work's approved.
Followers
334
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
🎁 Free analysisfor Colm
📊 Post engagement
18
Avg engagement / post
5.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: RE: https://kafeneio.social/@felixthehat/116792863262707070 Ther · 147 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.83 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 268 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
View on Mastodon ↗
Obligatory: "That we know of."
https://www.rte.ie/news/2026/0722/1584628-revealed-rte-top-10-earners/
I enjoyed "Odyssey" today (went to see it with my youngest child; 16). The set-pieces are absolutely spectacular and the big picture theme, although slightly unexpected, didn't jar as much as (for example) the end of "Interstellar". Everyo…
... with apologies to the late Prof. Tolkien, of course.
[Apologies for a slightly premature post a few weeks back; I needed to clarify a few things with HR.]
I am delighted to share that, as of the end of May, I have retired from Google. It's been a mighty ride, and I remain very proud of what …
Soccer is a much, much less interesting game to watch on TV than rugby. There, I said it.
Anthropeum.com · Jun 24 2026
🟨🟨🟩🟩🟨🟨🟨🟥🟦🟥
52,204 · top 67% of players today!
Ugh, I had *no* idea on most of these.
Huh. Apropos of nothing at all, I just noticed that I am 20,000 days old today. That feels a little more significant than a random birthday in my mid-50s…
And we open in the Azteca with "Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika" which never fails to raise goosebumps.
The End of Trans Rights in the UK Is the Start of Democratic Collapse
https://www.liberalcurrents.com/the-end-of-trans-rights-in-the-uk-is-the-start-of-democratic-collapse/
Ah, the masterpiece that is modern adtech. The laser-targeting of viable leads! The hyper-analysis possibilities of Big Data and personal information brokering!
My teenage daughter is currently having her Subway Surfers game interrupted by…
Here we see Khaleesi in her natural state, which is On The Wrong Side Of A Door.
Here we see Khaleesi in her natural state, which is On The Wrong Side Of A Door.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.ie
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 18 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~5.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Home: One wife, two dogs, three kids, four sextillion IP addresses.
Work: Retired (used to be at Google)
Nazis and TERFs can fuck off.
[My profile picture is of me with my head partially through a hole in the ceiling. My background banner is a picture of the night-time lighting of the Cadillac Range mountains at Cars Land in Disney California Adventure theme park.]
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
Alex
16%
Matteo Lisi
15%
Vivia 🦆🍵:rustacean_ferris:
15%
Davi Ottenheimer
11%
Київський Олень
11%
owof games
10%
More like this
Find more →
Mastodon
Davi Ottenheimer ✓
@flyingpenguin@infosec.exchange
334
Followers
Mastodon
owof games
@owofgames@livellosegreto.it
334
Followers
Mastodon
Matteo Lisi
@mlisi@nerdculture.de
334
Followers
Mastodon
Київський Олень
@kyivskyiolen@social.kyiv.dcomm.net.ua
334
Followers
Mastodon
Alex
@lx@swiss.social
334
Followers
Mastodon
Vivia 🦆🍵:rustacean_ferris:
@vivia@toot.cat
334
Followers
✉ Message Colm
Reaching out to influencers is a Pro feature. Upgrade to message any influencer directly — perfect for brands and agencies booking sponsorships.
- ✓ Message any influencer from their listing
- ✓ The influencer gets notified by email
- ✓ Manage every conversation in one inbox
Already Pro? Log in.
🎤 Event / appearance with Colm
Booking an event / appearance is a Pro feature. Upgrade to book Colm for an in-person or virtual appearance — payment held safely in escrow until the event is done.
- ✓ Book them for events, livestreams, panels & more
- ✓ Colm gets notified by email
- ✓ Fee held in escrow, released after the appearance
Already Pro? Log in.
🚀
You're out of free requests this month
Free accounts get 5 per month. Go Pro for unlimited sponsor pitches, collab requests & sponsorship deals — plus featured placement, the Verified badge, free withdrawals and more.
Upgrade to Pro — $9.95/mo →Your free limit resets on the 1st of next month.
Auto-generated from Mastodon's public data — no affiliation with or endorsement by SocialDB. Is this you? Claim it · Remove