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People are starting to appreciate #XML again... for more effective requests to their AI slop machines.
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I got married yesterday! 😄😄😄
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I tried pottery for the first time today, I'm very happy with the results.
I've been meaning to build a shed... maybe I need space for a wheel...
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Haha! #cloudflare used .unwrap() in production #rust code! What bozos!
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People are starting to appreciate #XML again... for more effective requests to their AI slop machines.
A year ago yesterday I got married... Google has taken this opportunity to remind us both about what was really important about the day... our dog Cara.
I tried pottery for the first time today, I'm very happy with the results.
I've been meaning to build a shed... maybe I need space for a wheel...
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More than ever, I think the future of the #internet is invite-only message board enclaves, surrounded by totally uninhabitable territories poisoned by #AI , much like how Tiberium affected the world in the Command & Conquer series.
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Haha! #cloudflare used .unwrap() in production #rust code! What bozos!
No way I would ever do that!
Watch out! A dinosaur is on the loose!
My dog has too much energy during the day, always wanting to go outside and play when I need to work.
Easy solution, take her for a long walk each day, drain those batteries so you can work in peace, right?
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I got married yesterday! 😄😄😄
You can't get this tea in any shop in cork, so there is one online shop which I monitor and every time it's in stock I buy the lot. 😅 It's really good though, I recommend it!
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