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44 views
Captain’s first time on a boat. Little nervous, but we trust our dad…
Washington Island Ferry, Door County, #Wisconsin #DogsOfMastodon
![Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Borage.
Borage who?
Borage you gonna pick some basil and walking onion from the gardens?
[that’s awful, but #sorrynotsorry ]
#gardening #SolarPunkSunday](/img?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mas.to%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F989%2F339%2F510%2F864%2F294%2Fsmall%2F73040d35da7c24e0.png)
11 views
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Borage.
Borage who?
Borage you gonna pick some basil and walking onion from the gardens?
[that’s awful, but #sorrynotsorry ]
#gardening #SolarPunkSunday
10 views
Y’all, I have my first fruiting wine cap!!! Spread this spore a few months ago and have been waiting (not so-) patiently… #gardening #mushrooms
10 views
“Sing in me O Muse of my puppy girls, masters of land ways and sea ways…”
#DogsOfMastodon
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 20latest
10
Avg engagement / post
2–10
Typical post (engagement)
5.5%
Engagement vs followers
45/100
Variable reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 10 likes + reposts (median 6) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: Captain’s first time on a boat. Little nervous, but we trust our · 44 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
5 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 5 text · 7 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 257 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Captain’s first time on a boat. Little nervous, but we trust our dad…
Washington Island Ferry, Door County, #Wisconsin #DogsOfMastodon
RE: https://eigenmagic.net/@vampiress/117046222388665997
Overall, my English majors are much better about this and as staunchly against #AI as I am. The irony here is their literary education will still mean something while all the degrees…
Ready to get judged hard for this entire faculty retreat… #dogsofmastodon
Y’all, I have my first fruiting wine cap!!! Spread this spore a few months ago and have been waiting (not so-) patiently… #gardening #mushrooms
Overnight cold proofing ftw… made with 100% fresh-milled red winter wheat #sourdough #bread #baking
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Borage.
Borage who?
Borage you gonna pick some basil and walking onion from the gardens?
[that’s awful, but #sorrynotsorry ]
#gardening #SolarPunkSunday
“Stupid #AI tech bros and their misreading [well known fantasy media]. They don’t know the Good Guys ^TM are actually the all-seeing feudal overlord theocrat elves/space wizards/dragonriders!”
[joke not to be taken as a defense of the fash…
Like an Endless Scream account, but an Endless Groan…
Uuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh!
LRT re #rugby : #sport is often denounced as violent and anti-intellectual precisely *because* it holds the potential to become a platform for resistance to colonial (or colonial-turned-inward, i.e. #fascist ) forces.
Chapter 1 here is abo…
“GRAMMAR, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.”
—Ambrose Bierce
The Devil’s Dictionary
English prof here, seeing…things going around. So friendly reminder: grammar nazis are actual #nazis . There are basic rules of languages that facilitate communication, because that is language’s goal—to communicate. And any insistence on …
“Sing in me O Muse of my puppy girls, masters of land ways and sea ways…”
#DogsOfMastodon
Ready to get judged hard for this entire faculty retreat… #dogsofmastodon
Y’all, I have my first fruiting wine cap!!! Spread this spore a few months ago and have been waiting (not so-) patiently… #gardening #mushrooms
Overnight cold proofing ftw… made with 100% fresh-milled red winter wheat #sourdough #bread #baking
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Borage.
Borage who?
Borage you gonna pick some basil and walking onion from the gardens?
[that’s awful, but #sorrynotsorry ]
#gardening #SolarPunkSunday
“Stupid #AI tech bros and their misreading [well known fantasy media]. They don’t know the Good Guys ^TM are actually the all-seeing feudal overlord theocrat elves/space wizards/dragonriders!”
[joke not to be taken as a defense of the fash…
Like an Endless Scream account, but an Endless Groan…
Uuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh!
LRT re #rugby : #sport is often denounced as violent and anti-intellectual precisely *because* it holds the potential to become a platform for resistance to colonial (or colonial-turned-inward, i.e. #fascist ) forces.
Chapter 1 here is abo…
“GRAMMAR, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.”
—Ambrose Bierce
The Devil’s Dictionary
English prof here, seeing…things going around. So friendly reminder: grammar nazis are actual #nazis . There are basic rules of languages that facilitate communication, because that is language’s goal—to communicate. And any insistence on …
“Sing in me O Muse of my puppy girls, masters of land ways and sea ways…”
#DogsOfMastodon
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
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A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 10 views per post.
📤Posts about 5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~5.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Scholar (Ph.D. Literatur(e)) and writer of darkling thoughts. My daemon is the ghost of Thomas Morton. We sit on ancestral Anishinabe land and throw lots for your souls.
he/him
views not my employer’s, whose views are all too often…not really views at all, but more like platitudes
derekthiess.com
profile pic is Dr. Johnny Fever, Background is Black Sam Bellamy’s flag
#writingcommunity #amwriting #fantasy #horror #sciencefiction #gardening #solarpunk ugh… #academia
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