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Our cat Teddy, being Teddy #CatsOfMastodon #crime
Mid summer which means this lily starts to bloom! #bloomscrolling
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/116771852639595556
lol no he wasn’t
Just ask Mike Pence.
The naked Doritos are definitely better in taste than the regular Doritos. Especially the nacho cheese, which has way more cheese taste I think.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft/116682090914714346
🤦♂️
If only governments could do something about horribly ineffective privacy regulations. https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/pentagon-says-us-military-personnel-are-reportedly-being-targeted-using-location-2026-05-28/
https://youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4
Amazing
Shockingly bad treatment of elementary kids by a school district. Looks like a mini prison cell! https://www.npr.org/2026/05/14/nx-s1-5821682/salmon-river-mohawk-children
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@spazef0rze/116494791452576301
Good write up to read. Lots of good stuff in there to learn from.
It’s not a driver problem or anything. For some reason pipewire et. al. aren’t starting up at system boot. If I manually run them audio works.
Switched distros on my desktop. Broken audio 🤣😭
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