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My concern is we've repeatedly and "intentionally adjusted the manner in which the evidence is presented".
And those of us not producing the nonsense scenarios have sheepishly turned away and remained quiet about this ubiquitous scam, or worse still, suspended any integrity, and leant them public
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I thought this morning as I was sitting in bed,
between sleep's dreams and daylight
that all of our plans for a better world
will never be realized,
this is the major grief of doomers' loss of hope.
I take the love and joy I can daily
know…
You have reached the plea deal hotline.
Any Port in a storm.
Michael Mann went on CNN and shit-talked what he calls doomists. Prof. Eliot Jacobson re-upped his definition of Mann's Law.
My concern is we've repeatedly and "intentionally adjusted the manner in which the evidence is presented".
And those of us not producing the nonsense scenarios have sheepishly turned away and remained quiet about this ubiquitous scam, or…
Those who control the destiny of the world have chosen to fail.
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- Established account (3+ years old).
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