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Old photo of Salome, pretending to be a bat.
#Caturday
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Bird.
#Photography
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I tried moving my scanner from my main server to a raspberry pi today. Didn't work. Eventually determined I'd have to do a fresh install of "raspbian" or whatever the fuck it's called. Spent most of the day trying to do that.
They now disable ssh logins on fresh installs. Which is a pain if you're installing to a headless machine. There's various workarounds, which keep changing, and don't work.
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The cat is FOREVER BANNED from this storage closet!
(No reason, I just thought she could use a little mystery in her life.)
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Old photo of Salome, pretending to be a bat.
#Caturday
The cat is FOREVER BANNED from this storage closet!
(No reason, I just thought she could use a little mystery in her life.)
#Cats
I tried moving my scanner from my main server to a raspberry pi today. Didn't work. Eventually determined I'd have to do a fresh install of "raspbian" or whatever the fuck it's called. Spent most of the day trying to do that.
They now dis…
The absurd "Earth Losing Gravity for Seven Seconds" rumor, that's supposed to result in 40 million deaths, is so god damned silly. Anyone with a fifth grade education should be able to see that it's an absurd claim.
39.9 million, tops. St…
Alright. So. Rick and Morty is kind of amazing, and kind of terrible, and the main characters are all awful. But the ways in which is it good are REALLY intense and original. So clearly there is a market for similar shows, which perhaps f…
Loitering outside in the hot evening with the building door open, hoping some armadillos would try to sneak in, but NO. No such luck.
I will try again another day.
#Armadillos
Smol fren.
#Centipede
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A little a capella Cab, from Hi-De-Ho (1947).
(Also, Jeni Le Gon should have had more of an acting career. (She had a stellar career in tap.))
#Music #Jazz
Bird.
#Photography
I just stumbled across a book from 1935 that had a surprisingly accurate description of a nuclear blast (a burst of light so strong it caused an earthquake and tidal wave, etc., etc.), which really got me wondering...
Where can I find a li…
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a DNS problem.
Now you've got 8.0802 × 10^53 problems.
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