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Followers
708
Account age
9 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Apr 12latest
3
Avg engagement / post
1–4
Typical post (engagement)
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
58/100
Consistent reach
Apr 2017
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 4 likes + reposts (median 2) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: it always feels like a magic trick · 10 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.86 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
5.4×
Follows 131 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
it always feels like a magic trick
This is what’s called a piss-take, right? https://artofbanksyus.com
Huge congrats to Texas for making the Best States to Live In list! In position.. <checks notes> forty-nine!
The new Horse Lords is absolutely brilliant, and maybe their most accessible so far? I dare your brain to listen to this track without imagining a crazy circus performance or movie sequence: https://horselords.bandcamp.com/track/a-city-yet…
Cora (age 12 1/2) starts sentences with “girrrrrl” a lot now. It irked me a bit the other night and I said, “I’m not a girl.” Didn’t make it a minute before I caught myself saying “Maaaan, …” to her 🤦
Also I need to go back to 99 Ranch and double check but my memory is the imported (normal Indonesian) version is about twice as hot as the "Hot and Spicy" export
When I realized they had this at HEB (aka The Butt Store) I was super stoked. By far the highest scoring packaged noodle on my patented noodle ranking method: one point for dry powder mix-ins, two points for others. It has *five* separate …
Wait, the hot and spicy Indomie Mi Goreng is almost a dollar more than the plain?? And some people say white privilege doesn't exist..
🎵It’s my party and I’ll fry if I want to, fry if I want to 🎵
similarly, we had a whole big tree come down last week but after chopping it up it was just a couple little heaps. Dimensionality is crazy!
What is even happening
Gratulálok Magyarország! Lófasz a seggedbe Orbán!
Wait, the hot and spicy Indomie Mi Goreng is almost a dollar more than the plain?? And some people say white privilege doesn't exist..
🎵It’s my party and I’ll fry if I want to, fry if I want to 🎵
similarly, we had a whole big tree come down last week but after chopping it up it was just a couple little heaps. Dimensionality is crazy!
What is even happening
Gratulálok Magyarország! Lófasz a seggedbe Orbán!
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
pdx.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2017
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 9 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.9× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (9+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Been making you a Playdate at Panic for the last 12 years. Just another Ned Telson wannabe
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