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Followers
575
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 25latest
5
Avg engagement / post
4–6
Typical post (engagement)
0.9%
Engagement vs followers
85/100
Very consistent reach
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 4 and 6 likes + reposts (median 5) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: RE: https://hachyderm.io/@selfcare/117005414348737148 Realize th · 7 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
16.2 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 1.2K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Spent some time cleaning out the car, and am now checking the emergency backpack supplies, instead of writing knowledge-base articles. Does this… does this procrastination mean I’m an actual Writer™️ now??? 😂
Emergency vet visit (awaiting results, but so far okay). Another dog owner looked over and asked “is that Gretchen?”
“Yes it is!”
“I overheard, my name is Gretchen too!”
“And you’re both gorgeous 🙂”.
“Well, I think her hair might be b…
Ridiculously happy that our local coffee kiosk chain uses drink size descriptors like “small, medium, large, extra large”. Never could remember the $bux size descriptors. The stink-eye and corrections I’d sometimes get from baristas was hi…
I may need to give up the idea of #running. Both knees have bursitis, plus some weird undiagnosed/unknown tendon inflammatory issues. I used to love pushing my body, and I miss "rage" runs where I could release internal steam. I'll keep tr…
Chatted with a neighbor on this afternoon's walk. Gretchen is in love with his Saint Bernard, so even though the dog wasn't with him this time, she was all 😍 and even let the guy pet her - whoa! Mitch, on the other hand, is NOT in love wit…
Morning dog walk. Stepping outdside felt like getting slapped with a hot, wet towel. Last night's shower: negated. #CoffeeMe
Even if you have air-conditioning, circulating fans will help distribute the cool air. Finding out that fact yet again, as the fan in front of the cold-air vent in my bedroom somehow turned itself off. Now waiting for the room to cool down…
Took the #dogs out for their early evening constitutional. Due to heat, dogs lasted maybe 80 yards, if that. Gretchen laid down and refused to go further out (don't blame her). We brought them home. The bottoms of my KNEES were dripping sw…
William Gibson's "Neuromancer" #book to be turned into a #TVSeries!!! #SciFi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79GPZSQHBk
(thanks to @icastico for correction)
Reading a toot plus comments about a couple of old white guys making racist/misogynist remarks to a restaurant's waitstaff... just yuck.
A few months ago, was in line at the pharmacy, and an old white guy with his wife made a "just joking…
Woke with tongue feeling thick and head-to-toe tension body aches. On the other hand, I’m up, have an iced coffee, a comfy chair, and 30 more minutes of quiet time before the day begins.
Have a good rest of your day folks. Remember to bre…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
spore.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 16.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Ridiculously earnest.
Award-winning resting murder face.
Computer toucher.
Mostly boosts, feel free to turn off that option if following.
Image alt text: Avatar by IG artist @LFoxDesign. Medusa head, but with goose necks/heads instead of snakes. Background image: photo of the overhead sky, mostly lacy light clouds, with some blue sky showing through.
#NoIndex #NoBot #NoSearch #NoAI #NoTagsPub
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